Random Stupid Lyrics Thread

mcfar45

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Just a thread to dump random stupid, funny or weird lyrics you hear in songs (don't forget to post what song it came from)...

"and we will end your week, just like a sunday!" - Make it Bun Dem by Skrillex & Damian "Jr Gong" Marley
 

Melexiious

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Every word in david bowie's "Diamond Dogs"

I mean, look at the first 5 lines of the damn song.

"As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
you asked for the latest party
With your silicon hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was,
Todd Browning streak he was"
 

TheChilliMan

Active Member
Just about every song by The Bloodhound Gang had messed up lyrics but the most notable of which would be the chorus to "Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny"; a song about performing oral sex on women...

Classy, I know..

"Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty"
 

rsmv2you

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"call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on meeeee"
 

katphish

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Even if they gathered the most angelic choir singers in the entire universe to sing this song, it would still make no fucking sense whatsoever. Add this to the fact that the overall message is just stupid as hell.

Hot girls we have problems too

We’re just like you, except we’re hot

Also,

We’re not perfect

And sometimes we lie




Just kidding

We’re perfect
 

batteofomega4

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What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
 

mdukey

Active Member
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it?s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
 

batteofomega4

Well-Known Member
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it?s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
This thread is called the "Random Stupid Lyrics Thread".And your doing it wrong.....those lyrics are awesome
 

lacar1601

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Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

- Lady Gaga

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TheXraptor

Well-Known Member
"Rack city bitch rack-rack city bitch, rack city bitch rack-rack city bitch".

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Fuck this song and all of the ghetto scum at my school who listen to it
 

mountainboy965

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Guys guys guys.... ya'll are forgetting the most random lyric of all time...


"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..."

"You know, you can say it backwards, which is 'dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus', but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?"
 

bbgunshot

Well-Known Member
The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles
From rear view mirrors


CAKE - Race Car Ya Yas
 
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