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REALITY OF MINECRAFT...

rsmv2you

rsmv2you

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Result of boredom VVVVVVVVV

wake up in reality game show -> explore -> punch pigs -> punch trees for 5 minutes- > make shitty house -> mine for 10 days -> find iron shit marbles -> find diamonds shit bricks -> come to surface find your house vandalized and hugged by creepers and zombies -> move 100 blocks away thinking your safe -> build wall thinking your safe -> forgot torches at old house- > make new base with improved lighting-> go mining again -> find diamond -> get raped by creeper -> cry in corner for 20 minutes -> get back onto game -> discover theres more to game them single player -> find minecraft forums -> finds texture packs thread -> enjoys looking at the game and creepers blowing you up for 20 min -> discover mods -> crash your minecraft from loss of memory/overload of mods- > disocver mutliplayer -> discover team9000 -> discover a wild Wooty jumping from tree to tree -> discover a wild casham with a drunken conrod in a random bar -> disocver mumble -> get trolled for hours -> troll for hours -> forget what minecraft is -> discover team9000.net -> troll some more- > remember what minecraft is -> get bored -> computer crashes -> reboot -> computer gets virus -> system error -> memory wipe -> throws vista off skyscraper -> hunt down members of team9000 get them drunk them steal there wallets -> buy linux -> forget how to set up -> throw linux out window -> linux hits baby -> go to jail for child abuse -> get raped in jail -> kill yourself in jail -> jesus tells you "shit happens.." -> the end
 
TheXraptor

TheXraptor

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You left out when you hear a creepy sound in a cave, run for your life, get to your home, hide in a corner, think you see Herobrine, have a heart attack, die, go to hell for punching kittens, get raped by demons for eternity.
 
Marioman543216

Marioman543216

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Hawke said:
due to Duke Nukem Forever being released this has lost it's market value of Epicness. Dropped 9.5 points only in the starting week!
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lotto77

lotto77

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two problems, A. You dont buy linux, its free, B. You forgot the inventory hacker's way. buy minecraft- (no side arrow on phone) download toomanyitems/invedit- build a "shyte awesome zombie-proof obsidian fortress that exists in the normall world and the nether".
 
lacar1601

lacar1601

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I thank you for setting the standard for the worst-case sequence of events so that the rest of us with less exciting experiences can kneel at your feet and beg that it will never happen to us.

Also, here's my minecraft reality...
Discover friend playing sandbox game --> Buy Minecraft within and hour of Beta --> Watch Youtube videos explaining how to play the darn thing (like a noob) --> Try to play the game the way the tutorial recommends --> Zombie-raped, skele-pwned, creeper-hugged --> Screw it, I'm doing it my own way! --> First house --> First diamond --> First crash --> Bored now, new game! --> repeat --> Bored now, switch to SMP! --> T9K --> Move far away to escape griefers --> Join waffleville --> WTF, y every1 make their own town? --> Make own town --> server wipe --> WTF, y every1 make own town? --> Refuse town invites --> Move far away to escape griefers --> Bored now, start large scale build project.

Conclusion: 1) Yep, not as exciting as rsmv2you. 2) Minecraft is redundant, but still addicting. 3)Rsmv2you is right: progress in Minecraft is a result of boredom.
 
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