REALITY OF MINECRAFT...

[shadowwolf]

This is mine:
Buy minecraft-> make epic fortress-> mine a shitload of iron-> find diamond-> OMFG A FUCKING CREEPER-> run for you freakin life-> mine into a monster spawner-> almost crap myself-> go to my house only to find a creeper duo-> SSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!-> that's fucking it. I fucking hate this game-> rage-> rage-> herp around on the forums-> find that all my friends are all playing minecraft-> come back-> make a better start-> mine into lava-> throw computer out the window-> fml.

 

[Squirley_Guy]

This is mine:
Buy minecraft-> make epic fortress-> mine a shitload of iron-> find diamond-> OMFG A FUCKING CREEPER-> run for you freakin life-> mine into a monster spawner-> almost crap myself-> go to my house only to find a creeper duo-> SSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!-> that's fucking it. I fucking hate this game-> rage-> rage-> herp around on the forums-> find that all my friends are all playing minecraft-> come back-> make a better start-> mine into lava-> throw computer out the window-> it was a good day....

... I don't even... just... wow...


EDIT: Wait a minute this is 2 pages... still, ^^THIS to this thread...

 

[TheXraptor]

This should describe my average singleplayer session


enter world->hear creepy ambient sound->Quickly exit game in fear

 

[shadowwolf]

Actually this is a new one for single-player
Get minecraft-> install hax-> minecraft screws up-> computer crashes-> bring it outside-> grab a baseball bat and destroy it-> light it's remains on fire->

 

[Quincykins]

Actually this is a new one for single-player
Get minecraft-> install hax-> minecraft screws up-> computer crashes-> bring it outside-> grab a baseball bat and destroy it-> light it's remains on fire-> incorrectly use apostrophes->

fixed

 

[shadowwolf]

fixed

My iPod touch uses auto-correct, it takes longer to fix it

 

[Quincykins]

My iPod touch uses auto-correct, it takes longer to fix it

your excuses amuse me

 

[scorpioivirus]

ummmmmm how did this conversation go from how minecraft will screw your life to duke nukem? I'm a little afraid.

 

[shadowwolf]

ummmmmm how did this conversation go from how minecraft will screw your life to duke nukem? I'm a little afraid.

I just said duke nukem forever was bad. It's still on topic

 

[Vutpa]

Until the '-> computer gets a virus' it was right what happened to me... Goddamn it...

 

[GreenEarth]

and by linux you mean? ubuntu? fedora? etc?

 

[NewspaperCrane]

and by linux you mean? ubuntu? fedora? etc?

Fuck that, I go full Unix. Text envrionment only. Gui's are for pussy's. I even browse the web from command line.

 

[GreenEarth]

Fuck that, I go full Unix. Text envrionment only. Gui's are for pussy's. I even browse the web from command line.

dude...

 

[NewspaperCrane]

dude...

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[Creeper]

That was about as consistent as the plot to National Treasure.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

 

[karmahurts]

 

[Ustulo]

This should describe my average singleplayer session


enter world->hear creepy ambient sound->Quickly exit game in fear

'bout sums it up.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

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[CaptainGinyu]

"Diabeetus", oh noez!