Sex House

[StTheo]

Spoiler: A wonderful new parody reality television show brought to you by Onion Digital Studios

Damn I love the Onion.

 

[Clayto1332]

I lol'd at the first episode.

 

[StTheo]

I lol'd at the first episode.

It gets more awesome with each episode. For example, this is Tara by episode 6:

 

[Nova_14]

It gets more awesome with each episode. For example, this is Tara by episode 6:
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o_o Ok. She either did something she regretted (Probably not), OR...she has pink eye.

 

[Hawke]

Late to the party bro, still an awesome series
It gets creepier and creepier every episode, and there's a lot of hidden details in the set.

 

[StTheo]

o_o Ok. She either did something she regretted (Probably not), OR...she has pink eye.

Spoiler

Actually, it's malnourishment. They've only been fed pumpernickel (which began to grow mold) and bananas (which began to rot).

Late to the party bro, still an awesome series
It gets creepier and creepier every episode, and there's a lot of hidden details in the set.

I like it. It distributes positive feelings.

 

[Nova_14]

Spoiler

Actually, it's malnourishment. They've only been fed pumpernickel (which began to grow mold) and bananas (which began to rot).

Spoiler: O_O

Ok, so I'm never watching this now.

 

[StTheo]

There's a new episode out.

The housemates plan an orgy. Alex gets herself in the mood with the Sybian and Derek puts those sex shackles to good use. Frank can't keep it in his pants.

Spoiler: Sexy spoiler. Of sex.

Repair man gets killed, masked man beats up Frank, Frank kills (or incapacitates) masked man, Frank mutilates himself.

 

[Hawke]

There's a new episode out.

The housemates plan an orgy. Alex gets herself in the mood with the Sybian and Derek puts those sex shackles to good use. Frank can't keep it in his pants.

Spoiler: Sexy spoiler. Of sex.

Repair man gets killed, masked man beats up Frank, Frank kills (or incapacitates) masked man, Frank mutilates himself.

Why did you just spoil a 6 minute video without any good reason? I could watch the video for Newton's sake.
This is getting more and more creepy and awesome. A true masterpiece. I really wanna see who made it when they roll the credits.

 

[StTheo]

Why did you just spoil a 6 minute video without any good reason? I could watch the video for Newton's sake.
This is getting more and more creepy and awesome. A true masterpiece. I really wanna see who made it when they roll the credits.

...it's called a "spoiler" for a reason. You didn't have to read it. I'll edit it out if you want.

 

[Hawke]

...it's called a "spoiler" for a reason. You didn't have to read it. I'll edit it out if you want.

No man I already saw the video but it's still weird to spoil a 6 minute video.

 

[Patchouli]

No man I already saw the video but it's still weird to spoil a 6 minute video.

And that's why it's in a spoiler. So it doesn't get spoiled.

 

[Hawke]

Whatever, I was refering to it's existence rather than that it spoils something. Who needs spoilers for a 6 minute video? If I don't get a stupid reply to this I'll stop now.

 

[StTheo]

Whatever, I was refering to it's existence rather than that it spoils something. Who needs spoilers for a 6 minute video? If I don't get a stupid reply to this I'll stop now.

Spoiler: Spoiler talking about details spoiled in another spoiler that not everyone thought deserved to be spoiled. In a spoiler. Of sex.

Given the fact that not everyone knows about how the Onion is a parody network/site (which makes their videos even more hilarious), I was unsure if people would "judge a book by its cover" so to speak and think that this was anything other than the amazingly dark and demented piece of awesome that I think it is without watching it.