Tf2 Pyromania Update

[Zennai]

Hitman's Heatmaker:

"Gain focus on kills and assists"
"Focus activates on Fire when focus is full"
"In focus:+25% charge rate and no upscoping"

Cool. New mechanics.

"-20% Bodyshot damage penalty"

I like it. More professional.

"Headshot kills cause decapitation"

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES.

 

[_Joostb]

Day 2. Check this crap out.
http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/cityonfire/

Those new item sets look to be game changing.

dat rocket launcher.

 

[Audi]

dat rocket launcher.

Indeed.

 

[Melexiious]

HOLY SHIT,

A TF2 UPDATE THAT'S NOT ABOUT HATS.

 

[3vans]

HOLY SHIT,

A TF2 UPDATE THAT'S NOT ABOUT HATS.

Actually, you can see in the day 2 area that all three classes are wearing new hats. And I bet that the pyro gets at least 1 new hat. And the achievements for doomsday mode will probably also get you an amazing new hat.

 

[Melexiious]

Actually, you can see in the day 2 area that all three classes are wearing new hats. And I bet that the pyro gets at least 1 new hat. And the achievements for doomsday mode will probably also get you an amazing new hat.

At least it's not all hats.

 

[Audi]

At least it's not all hats.

But hats are the best.

 

[Melexiious]

But hats are the best.

My computer likes trying to download all the updates, even when I can't play TF2. I tell it to pause and it keeps on downloading.

Why man,

Why all the hats.

 

[moondoggy23]

I'm waiting for them to release the "asshat." It wouldn't have any extra benefit, except maybe to unlock some new taunt or something for each character that results in them killing themselves. That would be funny and moderately appropriate.

 

[Cyrusdexter]

My prediction on meet the vorsprung pyro is something like this:
Mmmm-mmmph mmph mphhh [burning a spy]
Mmphhmmmphh mmphh [shoots scout with new flare gun]
Mmmmm mmphhmm [dragging burned spy corpse around]
Mmmphphmm-ph [sitting in an armchair reading a book, wearing the whiskered gentleman]
Mmmmm-Mmmm [airblasting various rockets]
(Tf2 music) doodle doodle doodle doo doo doo doo doodoodoodoo
Mmmph-mmmm! [does the flamethrower taunt, then turns around and burns an invisible spy]

 

[rsmv2you]

....and then EVERYTHING made sense....

 

[ChibaMasato]

Meet the Pyro today, people. Brace yourselves.

 

[Zennai]

Meet the Vorsprung. RIGHT NOW

EDIT:That explains a lot. *shudder*

 

[ChibaMasato]

Meet the Vorsprung. RIGHT NOW

EDIT:That explains a lot. *shudder*

It's a shame. They took it down. lol xD

For a second. xD

 

[Cyrusdexter]

SOURCE FILMMAKER
FUCK YES
Edit: I just watched the video...
Vorsprung, you... I...

...

 

[ChibaMasato]

...... Pretty sure Pyro's a chick. Just throwin' that out there.

 

[_Joostb]

How vorsie sees the world.

 

[that_taco_guy]

That.

Was.

Beautiful.

 

[Krysi]

♪♫"Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what Vorsprung feels when he's buuurning~
Brighter than a smartass engy,
When he's near the others run in fear, dear,
And he feels so fiiine just to know that you are dyin'~"♫♪

^ An excerpt from a song that constantly plays over and over in the Pyro's Vorsprung's head.

 

[tshinotu145]

Free Robot Chicken Hat: http://www.adultswim.com/promos/valve/index.html