The Ban Game

[Cactusflower]

Srsly! Again!
Yoh had to post at the same time/seconds before I did.

 

[bothan13]

I ban cactusflower because he/she is currently eating the wrong color of cake.

 

[Pyrofiredelta]

I ban bothan for breeding a hybrid mouse that is both a real mouse and a computer mouse.

 

[oozinator]

I ban Pyrofiredelta for having redundant elements in his name. (Aren't "pyro" and "fire" the same thing?)

 

[Audi]

I ban Pyrofiredelta for having redundant elements in his name. (Aren't "pyro" and "fire" the same thing?)

He's also not a Pyro, nor can he make fire.

He's a PHONY

I ban Oozinator for not realising that Delta is a PHONY

 

[Pyrofiredelta]

i ban ooz for destroying all forms of life and physics by breaking the rules

(note:

Reasons based on the previous poster's avatar, name, ban reason, ban intentions, etc. are highly unoriginal and do not satisfy the rules. Your ban reasons are not supposed to make sense nor should they necessarily relate to the actual person you are banning. Be spontaneous! Be nonsensical! Be stupid!

)

Edit: Vorsprung you ninja -.-

I ban vorsprung for being a lie.
(no, you are not cake)

 

[thee_pro]

I ban Pyrofiredelta for not admitting he is a fake

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Thy declares that I ban thee_pro for not fully covering his pony avatar with that weird, black, darth vader-like suit.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

I ban zsg for not getting that thee_pro's avatar is from the new season of MLP and is not in anyway related to Star Wars.

 

[katphish]

I ban every sapient being within in this thread for having idiotically anthropomorphic monkey-like bans while at the same time somehow managing to simultaneously ride unicycles that have wheels made of ice without using 6-foot long mangoes for balance.

I actually purposefully do not like anybody in this thread because of their original inoriginality that makes no sense while being completely logical based on facts of the past that can also continue in the future.

The reason for this is that avatars and usernames are monkey bars that do not have anything to do with the space-time continuum and neither does it have a single essence (or mole thereof) that does not reek of extremely minimalistic plagiarism and sheep-like barking behavior.

You see, sometimes in life, we can be ruled by the endlessly vast limitations of infinity within a domain that is an incredibly irregular singularity. But the forces within that beckon us to be pulled throughout do not necessarily have to have a multiple of 17, but rather only the number 23.

The ban reasons stated above do not satisfy my inner hunger, a hunger that is as excruciating as an everlasting stubbed toe dipped in old goat's milk. Therefore, nobody shall ever rebel against my dominion of this thread, for the dimensional range has been sealed for negative infinity eternities every other millisecond for the rest of our existence. Keep that in mind, for soon your eyes will see right back into your mind, blinding you to the outside, but allowing you to see the nothingness within.

 

[Audi]

I ban every sapient being within in this thread for having idiotically anthropomorphic monkey-like bans while at the same time somehow managing to simultaneously ride unicycles that have wheels made of ice without using 6-foot mangoes for balance.

I actually purposefully do not like anybody in this thread because of their original inoriginality that makes no sense while being completely logical based on facts of the past that can also continue in the future.

The reason for this is that avatars and usernames are monkey bars that do not have anything to do with the space-time continuum and neither does it have a single essence (or mole thereof) that does not reek of extremely minimalistic plagiarism and sheep-like barking behavior.

You see, sometimes in life, we can be ruled by the endlessly vast limitations of infinity within a domain that is an incredibly irregular singularity. But the forces within that beckon us to be pulled throughout do not necessarily have to have a multiple of 17, but ratWHher only the number 23.

The ban reasons stated above do not satisfy my inner hunger, a hunger that is as excruciating as an everlasting stubbed toe dipped in old goat's milk. Therefore, nobody shall ever rebel against my dominion of this thread, for the dimensional range has been sealed for negative infinity eternities every other millisecond for the rest of our existence. Keep that in mind, for soon your eyes will see right back into your mind, blinding you to the outside, but allowing you to see the nothingness within.

Whoa dude,
That almost got me there,
But then I looked at.

My

Pong
LENIS

 

[katphish]

Whoa dude,
That almost got me there,
But then I looked at.

My

Pong
LENIS

I ban Vorsprung in a very sexually platonic way for wearing gas masks that release a vapor form of Methamphetamines that stimulate his mind to read other sentences in an incoherent way that allows him to understand the vast majority of lies being told about the number that is the product of 6 and 7.

 

[bobtheawesomeone]

i ban katphish for illegal passing on the right and for going 145 in a 25 zone

 

[tehminer1720]

I ban bobtheawesomeone for being too Awsome
Im jelly : )

 

[Dr_LASR]

I ban bob the awesome for sneaking into my mothers house, taking her keys, driving to china, and making the stockmarket fall immensely. All within seconds.

I ban tehminer1720 for installing a hidden camera within my house, watch me 24/7, and ninja'ing me.

 

[Cactusflower]

I ban Downed_Foes for putting bed bugs in my lunchbox, repeatedly licking the facade of his best friend's house, and reinstalling the hidden camera into the base of a hibernating monkey's dwelling. :3

 

[Dr_LASR]

I ban CactusFlower for over riding the flux capaciter, by going so far as to even attempt to do what the thing has do not to do.

 

[amaterasu]

I ban Downed_Foes because he constantly drinks chocolate milk, yet does not take Pepto Bismol.

 

[Dr_LASR]

I ban amaterasu for: [insert stupid and random thing here]

 

[amaterasu]

-_-

I ban Downed_Foes for not being able to insert stupid and random things in his last post and for causing Mercury to go out of orbit.