The Ban Game

mountainboy965

Well-Known Member
User: seanmr16
Status: 10-year Anal Ban
Reason: Copied his butt on a copying machine. Hence-forth, his butt is forever banned. His anus is not allowed to come within 150 feet of any copying machine for the next 10 years. Any violation of this ban will result in further action.
 

ChrisRo_96

Active Member
I ban faerieInCombatBoots for letting babybacon have the bone of boning, which he constantly harasses me with in classic :p.
 

mountainboy965

Well-Known Member
I ban zombieslayergirl for wearing a pink tattoo on her ear lobe and for a past illegal crush on Justin Bieber. Additionally, she broke the law of the 6th zortex dimension, which states that only triangle-cones are allowed for shoes.
 

Darth_Purrface

Well-Known Member
Why I'm gonna...

Code:
Open Creature Database

Code:
Search Mountainboy Species

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Select Mountainboy-ius 965 Macro Stoma

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Alien Species: Mountainboy965-ius Macro Stoma
Species Identity Number: 000666000
Common Name: Perverted Loudmouth
Diet: Little Girl's Private Parts
Intelligence Level: Too Bad To Be Rated
Current Status: Extinct
Code:
Open Ban Histories

Code:
Mountainboy965-ius Macro Stoma

.......Opening Creature Ban History.......

Ban Type: Eradication Ban
Ban Duration: Permanent
Ban Strike Strength Level: Medium (just to give mercy)
Ban Reason: For pooping on owner's carpet.
Other Sentences: Execution after 1 year of exile.

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Close Creature Database

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