I ban David for taking a trip to Narnia without me. Leaving me to go to Sparta and becoming enemies in a war. I had to kick a guy into a deep, deep hole, from which no one has ever returned; while making a Sparta Remix video on youtube.
I ban that_taco_guy for following me to Sparta instead of David, although David destroyed the closet so that you couldn't follow him anyway; but I still had to kick you down the well. The oracles told me to.