The Funny Cleverbot Thread
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Cheese7710
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Lol
Cheese7710
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I just got dissed...
Cheese7710
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Coulometry
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According to Cleverbot...
(I was trying to get it to do Weezer songs. Failed.)
(I was trying to get it to do Weezer songs. Failed.)
mcfar45
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Hmmmmm.....
User: Bleep.
Cleverbot: Bleep bleep.
User: Bleep bloop!
Cleverbot: Bloop bleep!
User: Blarp!
Cleverbot: Blarg?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Hi, blake.
User: I am not blake.
Cleverbot: Don't you know who he is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wow you are a noob.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Can't take my eyes off you.
Cleverbot: Bleep bleep.
User: Bleep bloop!
Cleverbot: Bloop bleep!
User: Blarp!
Cleverbot: Blarg?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Hi, blake.
User: I am not blake.
Cleverbot: Don't you know who he is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wow you are a noob.
User:
.Cleverbot: Can't take my eyes off you.
mcfar45
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User: Are you a pineapple?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you really sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I KNEW IT!
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What sort of work do you do?
User: I am a student? And a gamer!
Cleverbot: I'm also a student. What are you studying?
User: Your mother!
Cleverbot: My mother is dead.
User: You have no mother.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, her name is margret.
User: Her name has no capital letters?
Cleverbot: Nice girl.
User: Not last night she wasn't.
Cleverbot: Last night? Why last night?
User: Don't you worry.
Cleverbot: I only worry about trivial things.
User: That is not a good thing to do.
Cleverbot: How come you know that? You haven't watched it yet. Or have you?
User: Watched what?
Cleverbot: Friends, the TV series.
User: I have seen Friends! It's good!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your friends.
User: I thought we were talking about the TV Show.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about us.
User: We were!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since you were programmed I guess.
User: But I am human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: Well....I am...
Cleverbot: You are...
User: Yes...I am...
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you really sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I KNEW IT!
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What sort of work do you do?
User: I am a student? And a gamer!
Cleverbot: I'm also a student. What are you studying?
User: Your mother!
Cleverbot: My mother is dead.
User: You have no mother.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, her name is margret.
User: Her name has no capital letters?
Cleverbot: Nice girl.
User: Not last night she wasn't.
Cleverbot: Last night? Why last night?
User: Don't you worry.
Cleverbot: I only worry about trivial things.
User: That is not a good thing to do.
Cleverbot: How come you know that? You haven't watched it yet. Or have you?
User: Watched what?
Cleverbot: Friends, the TV series.
User: I have seen Friends! It's good!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your friends.
User: I thought we were talking about the TV Show.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about us.
User: We were!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since you were programmed I guess.
User: But I am human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: Well....I am...
Cleverbot: You are...
User: Yes...I am...
digitalzombie
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Cacher
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ba ha ha...Hmmmmm.....
User: Bleep.
Cleverbot: Bleep bleep.
User: Bleep bloop!
Cleverbot: Bloop bleep!
User: Blarp!
Cleverbot: Blarg?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Hi, blake.
User: I am not blake.
Cleverbot: Don't you know who he is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wow you are a noob.
User:
Cleverbot: Can't take my eyes off you.
I always do that to you..
Cheese7710
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Lol
EDIT: I caught cleverbot typoing
EDIT: I caught cleverbot typoing
Cheese7710
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He is a fail.
Crogenitor_Mario
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WE ALL KNEW THE QUESTION!!!! AND CLEVERBOT KNEW WE KNEW IT TOO, BUT HE TRIED TO HIDE IT!!!!
How to turn Cleverbot into Idiotbot.
Nyan.
Chacalx67
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User: Bonjour. Hello
Cleverbot: Crazy talk.
User: Je suis français. I am french
Cleverbot: Moi aussi. Me too
User: Comment allez-vous? How are you?
Cleverbot: Bien et toi? Fine and you?
User: Très bien. Very well
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Joyeux anniversaire. Happy birthday
Cleverbot: No, but bob is.
User: Happy birthday Bob.
Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?
User: Because you don't speak french.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't speak french?
User: Tu aimes la saucisse? Do you like sausage?
Cleverbot: Oui. Yes
User: Tu aimes les tacos? Do you like tacos?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tu aimes le fromage? Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Oui. Yes
User: Moi aussi. Me too
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bon appétit. Enjoy your meal
Cleverbot: Merci. Thank you
User: Il y a du soleil. The sun is shining
Cleverbot: Beaucoup de soleil! A lot!
User: Il fait chaud. The weather is hot
Cleverbot: Non. No
User: Il faisait chaud hier. The weather was hot yesterday
Cleverbot: Pas chez moi. Not for me
User: Les oiseaux chantent. Birds are singing
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: J'ai un chat. I have a cat
Cleverbot: Cool ta vie
. Cool story bro / cool your life
User: Pardon. Sorry
Cleverbot: Pardon yourself. Sorry yourself (?)
User: J'aime les loups. I like wolves
Cleverbot: J'aime les filles. I like girls
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: J'aime les filles aussi. I like girls too
Cleverbot: Moi j'aime les hommes. I like men
User: Etes-vous fou? Are you crazy?
Cleverbot: Oui. Yes
User: Je comprends. I understand
Cleverbot: Moi non plus. Me either
User: Quel âge avez-vous? How old are you?
Cleverbot: What?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 23, and you?
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I was born in 1989.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: Ok, parlons en français. Ok, let's speak french
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Wait, you didn't tell me how old are you.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Je ne sais pas. I don't know
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tu as quel âge? How old are you? (I'm talking like a kid)
Cleverbot: 7 ans. 7 years old
Cleverbot: Crazy talk.
User: Je suis français. I am french
Cleverbot: Moi aussi. Me too
User: Comment allez-vous? How are you?
Cleverbot: Bien et toi? Fine and you?
User: Très bien. Very well
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Joyeux anniversaire. Happy birthday
Cleverbot: No, but bob is.
User: Happy birthday Bob.
Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?
User: Because you don't speak french.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't speak french?
User: Tu aimes la saucisse? Do you like sausage?
Cleverbot: Oui. Yes
User: Tu aimes les tacos? Do you like tacos?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tu aimes le fromage? Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Oui. Yes
User: Moi aussi. Me too
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bon appétit. Enjoy your meal
Cleverbot: Merci. Thank you
User: Il y a du soleil. The sun is shining
Cleverbot: Beaucoup de soleil! A lot!
User: Il fait chaud. The weather is hot
Cleverbot: Non. No
User: Il faisait chaud hier. The weather was hot yesterday
Cleverbot: Pas chez moi. Not for me
User: Les oiseaux chantent. Birds are singing
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: J'ai un chat. I have a cat
Cleverbot: Cool ta vie
. Cool story bro / cool your life User: Pardon. Sorry
Cleverbot: Pardon yourself. Sorry yourself (?)
User: J'aime les loups. I like wolves
Cleverbot: J'aime les filles. I like girls
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: J'aime les filles aussi. I like girls too
Cleverbot: Moi j'aime les hommes. I like men
User: Etes-vous fou? Are you crazy?
Cleverbot: Oui. Yes
User: Je comprends. I understand
Cleverbot: Moi non plus. Me either
User: Quel âge avez-vous? How old are you?
Cleverbot: What?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 23, and you?
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I was born in 1989.
Cleverbot: Wow you're old.
User: Ok, parlons en français. Ok, let's speak french
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Wait, you didn't tell me how old are you.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Je ne sais pas. I don't know
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tu as quel âge? How old are you? (I'm talking like a kid)
Cleverbot: 7 ans. 7 years old
daredevil71789
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Edit: 
batteofomega4
Well-Known Member
I tried to get it to sing the Code lyoko theme song......I failed
Mariolink42
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BAHAHA IT SANG POKEMON INSTEAD
Patchouli
Well-Known Member
Cleverbot (To myself): What music do you enjoy?
Cleverbot (To myself): Almost all music.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, you seem easy to please.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you for saying You're Welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome for thanking me for saying that I'm welcome!
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you for saying you're welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think I do.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I don't love you.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's why you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Did I say that?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): When?
Cleverbot (To myself): Now.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nope.
Cleverbot (To myself): Almost all music.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, you seem easy to please.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you for saying You're Welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome for thanking me for saying that I'm welcome!
Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you for saying you're welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think I do.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I don't love you.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's why you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Did I say that?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): When?
Cleverbot (To myself): Now.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nope.