Skryter
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1) Thou shall always live life by the LAD Bible.
2) Thou shall not take the name of the LAD in vain.
3) Thou shall covet thy neighbours breasts.
4) Thou shall spread the seed in as many females as possible.
5) Thou shall drink beer and fornicate.
6) If thy neighbour is fit, thou shall find joy inside of her.
7) Thou shall not lay in the wet patch.
8) Thou shall not claim to have been inside a girl if you have not.
9) Thou shall not covet your friend's girlfriend; you shall not covet your friends wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your friends.
10) If a girl refuses intercourse after a night out, thou shall empty yourself in her bin and leave.
11) If your girlfriend asks you to buy her an ice lolly, thou shall buy her a Calippo so she can practice.
12) Before a night out, thou shall binge on pineapple juice so that your produce tastes like fruit from he sacred garden of Eden.
13) Thou shall invite a girl over to watch a film and watch the first 15 minutes only.
14) Thou shall not commit adultery.
15) Thou shall pretend to agree with everything your girlfriend is saying.
16) Thou shall take a fellow LADS mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.
17) Thou shall always drink more than you can handle.
18) Thou shall not lie. Thou shall merely bend the truth.
19) Thou shall remember the saying, "Up the rectum won't affect them".
20) Thou shall share hot MILF with friend if opportunity arises.
21) Thou shall steam in when the lads need you in a scrap, windmilling like a loon.
22) Thou shall not kiss and tell, but thou shall shag and shout.
23) Thou shall rate all girls out of 10 when informing about conquests.
24) Thou shall not bail thy mate out of jail, rather thou shall be in thy cell with said mate.
25) Thou shall not turn down alcohol when it's offered to you.
26) Thou shall accept any vagina when offered. For any hole remains a goal.
27) Thou shall treat a women with respect. Unless she refuses sexy time.
28) Thou shall not penetrate a Watermelon.
29) Thou shall specialise in creating and distributing exquisite banter.
30) Thou shall always fart in bed and stuff thy girls head under the covers.
31) Thou should vow to back up thy friends in any situation of uncertainty, even if they're in the wrong.
32) Thou shall give thy girlfriend all the attention she needs, unless thou is at an important part of the season on FIFA.
33) Thou shall never order a salad, unless on a kebab.
34) Thou shall not pass up opportunities to go out on the lash in order to see a girl, unless penetration is promised by the girl.
35) Thou shall record yourself with your girl, then put on a movie and popcorn evening for all the lads.
36) Thou shall always take the minger so your friend can get with the fit bird.
37) Thou has to make sacrifices in the name of the Wingman.
38) Thou shall never eat a girl out if thine bro was there befourest unless thine wench hast bathed.
39) Thou shall bash and dash if thy woman refuses to make thee a sandwich in the morning.
40) Thou shall scream if thy woman does not shave thee female area.
41) Thou shall inform everyone when thou require a poo.
42) Thou shall worship Oasis.
43) Thou shall deface who ever falls asleep first at a party.
44) Thou shall spend every minute in the pub, unless thou is smashing some back doors in.
45) THOU SHALL NOT PUT HOES BEFORE BROS.
46) Thou shall penetrate thy best mates mum for banter.
47) Thou shall never leave a man behind unless it's Ian.
48) Thou shall obey the rule, "When thy river runs red, thou shall take the dirty route instead."
49) Thou shall not hesitate to have the last beer or slice of pizza. But never both.
50) Thou shall never wear Speedos.
1) Thou shall always live life by the LAD Bible.
2) Thou shall not take the name of the LAD in vain.
3) Thou shall covet thy neighbours breasts.
4) Thou shall spread the seed in as many females as possible.
5) Thou shall drink beer and fornicate.
6) If thy neighbour is fit, thou shall find joy inside of her.
7) Thou shall not lay in the wet patch.
8) Thou shall not claim to have been inside a girl if you have not.
9) Thou shall not covet your friend's girlfriend; you shall not covet your friends wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your friends.
10) If a girl refuses intercourse after a night out, thou shall empty yourself in her bin and leave.
11) If your girlfriend asks you to buy her an ice lolly, thou shall buy her a Calippo so she can practice.
12) Before a night out, thou shall binge on pineapple juice so that your produce tastes like fruit from he sacred garden of Eden.
13) Thou shall invite a girl over to watch a film and watch the first 15 minutes only.
14) Thou shall not commit adultery.
15) Thou shall pretend to agree with everything your girlfriend is saying.
16) Thou shall take a fellow LADS mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.
17) Thou shall always drink more than you can handle.
18) Thou shall not lie. Thou shall merely bend the truth.
19) Thou shall remember the saying, "Up the rectum won't affect them".
20) Thou shall share hot MILF with friend if opportunity arises.
21) Thou shall steam in when the lads need you in a scrap, windmilling like a loon.
22) Thou shall not kiss and tell, but thou shall shag and shout.
23) Thou shall rate all girls out of 10 when informing about conquests.
24) Thou shall not bail thy mate out of jail, rather thou shall be in thy cell with said mate.
25) Thou shall not turn down alcohol when it's offered to you.
26) Thou shall accept any vagina when offered. For any hole remains a goal.
27) Thou shall treat a women with respect. Unless she refuses sexy time.
28) Thou shall not penetrate a Watermelon.
29) Thou shall specialise in creating and distributing exquisite banter.
30) Thou shall always fart in bed and stuff thy girls head under the covers.
31) Thou should vow to back up thy friends in any situation of uncertainty, even if they're in the wrong.
32) Thou shall give thy girlfriend all the attention she needs, unless thou is at an important part of the season on FIFA.
33) Thou shall never order a salad, unless on a kebab.
34) Thou shall not pass up opportunities to go out on the lash in order to see a girl, unless penetration is promised by the girl.
35) Thou shall record yourself with your girl, then put on a movie and popcorn evening for all the lads.
36) Thou shall always take the minger so your friend can get with the fit bird.
37) Thou has to make sacrifices in the name of the Wingman.
38) Thou shall never eat a girl out if thine bro was there befourest unless thine wench hast bathed.
39) Thou shall bash and dash if thy woman refuses to make thee a sandwich in the morning.
40) Thou shall scream if thy woman does not shave thee female area.
41) Thou shall inform everyone when thou require a poo.
42) Thou shall worship Oasis.
43) Thou shall deface who ever falls asleep first at a party.
44) Thou shall spend every minute in the pub, unless thou is smashing some back doors in.
45) THOU SHALL NOT PUT HOES BEFORE BROS.
46) Thou shall penetrate thy best mates mum for banter.
47) Thou shall never leave a man behind unless it's Ian.
48) Thou shall obey the rule, "When thy river runs red, thou shall take the dirty route instead."
49) Thou shall not hesitate to have the last beer or slice of pizza. But never both.
50) Thou shall never wear Speedos.