Skryter
Well-Known Member
he following game will be played when you are watching an episode of Top Gear.
So make sure you've got some episodes recorded, or just watch DAVE!
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THE RULES
1) Whenever an engine size is mentioned, every player must drink the equivalent in fingers. Eg: 2.5L engine would be two and a half fingers.
2) Whenever James May is speaking, every player must be drinking. Players may only stop drinking when he stops talking.
3) If at anytime in the show the "Bugatti Veyron" is mentioned, every lad must down a pint. The one who is fastest shall be named "The Champion" for the rest of the game and can punish the others in any way. The Champion remains champion until the next time the car is mentioned.
4) Everytime the stig is mentioned, the last person to stand up and shout "IM THE STIG" has to down their drink.
5) When Clarkson says "And on that bombshell" every player must finish their drink.
6) If a joke is made about Richard Hammond being short, the last player to get on their knees and shout "I'm a midget!" has to down their drink.
7) Every time Clarkson says "POWER!", all players must consume two fingers.
8) Whenever the word 'car' is said, every player must consume two fingers.
9) Whenever the nickname 'Captain slow' is mentioned everyone must consume 2 fingers - but in slow motion.
10) Everyone must guess a time for the star in a reasonably priced car's lap time, after the lap is finished but before it is announced, who ever gets closest can make a rule or forfeit for the other players.
11) When a cars price is over £100,000 a full pint must be consumed.
12) Whevever "Gambon" is mentioned everyone must consume four fingers.
13) Whenever James May says 'cock' a shot must be consumed.
14) First person to clock a strong 8/10 in the audience creates a rule. If the camera zooms in on her, everyone downs their drink as a sign of respect to the cameraman.
So make sure you've got some episodes recorded, or just watch DAVE!
=======================================
THE RULES
1) Whenever an engine size is mentioned, every player must drink the equivalent in fingers. Eg: 2.5L engine would be two and a half fingers.
2) Whenever James May is speaking, every player must be drinking. Players may only stop drinking when he stops talking.
3) If at anytime in the show the "Bugatti Veyron" is mentioned, every lad must down a pint. The one who is fastest shall be named "The Champion" for the rest of the game and can punish the others in any way. The Champion remains champion until the next time the car is mentioned.
4) Everytime the stig is mentioned, the last person to stand up and shout "IM THE STIG" has to down their drink.
5) When Clarkson says "And on that bombshell" every player must finish their drink.
6) If a joke is made about Richard Hammond being short, the last player to get on their knees and shout "I'm a midget!" has to down their drink.
7) Every time Clarkson says "POWER!", all players must consume two fingers.
8) Whenever the word 'car' is said, every player must consume two fingers.
9) Whenever the nickname 'Captain slow' is mentioned everyone must consume 2 fingers - but in slow motion.
10) Everyone must guess a time for the star in a reasonably priced car's lap time, after the lap is finished but before it is announced, who ever gets closest can make a rule or forfeit for the other players.
11) When a cars price is over £100,000 a full pint must be consumed.
12) Whevever "Gambon" is mentioned everyone must consume four fingers.
13) Whenever James May says 'cock' a shot must be consumed.
14) First person to clock a strong 8/10 in the audience creates a rule. If the camera zooms in on her, everyone downs their drink as a sign of respect to the cameraman.
