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The Logical Teachings of Damashki Part 5: Life

tshinotu145

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Life. We humans know pretty much experience it all the same. We are born, we got to school, we get jobs, we start families, and we grow old and die. As for sheep, one would wonder how their life cycle is. So I figured I would sit down with the great Damashki and talk about sheep life.
Damashki states that all sheep are born during the aurora borealis. For those of you that don't know, the aurora borealis is the Northern Lights.
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"Sheep form from the concentration of energy," Damashki says. When asked how sheep feed their lambs, Damashki said, "They get energon cubes from humans". So know that we know how they are born, how do they learn new things? "We automatically know everything. Knowledge of the sheep before are gained by the newer sheep because they exist in the ethereal pastures before coming to earth through the aurora borealis". "After this they must go through a trial of courage and coconuts, and battle the spirit of the wild casham in its native territory," Damashki said. "If they fail the trial, they must return to the mists. If they beat the trial, they move on to green pastures". The sheep live out the rest of their lives on the pastures. Before death, they perfom the river dance and turn back into energy to disperse throughout the universe.

Thank you all for reading, as I hoped this blog would shift away from the goodbye blogs. There may be more in the future, just give it about 9 months.
 

RemOfShadows

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woah, this explains a lot......
altho, what's up with the one's i see dead, did they fail at their river dance, and were refused by the all knowing energy?
 

MoleManMike

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I want Damashki's teachings on Sheep sporting activities and also Sheep architecture.
A long explanation of Sheep history and culture would also be appreciated but that might take a while.
 
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