We have one female Dachshund, Roxy (Widdle), and a purebred Pitbull, Dakota (Usually call him 'Stoopid', as when you do this, he will shit a brick and attack-kiss your face.).
Yesterday, I was texting my sort-of boyfriend when my kitten Ellie, decided to attack my girl junk. Yes, I'm sitting there, fully dressed, and the cat attacks my crotch.