Thor

You. Me. Canada. Ten minutes. Leave the whateverpansyassdrinkyouredrinking at home, in the pile next to your clothes. All will be provided (no guarantees on clothes).
 
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because you're worth it
 
I never wear clothes. And usually my drink lasts for no longer than 12 seconds.
OK fine. I'll agree that banana hammocks don't count.

Also, Crabapple Shine - drink size: 1 quart jar. If you can actually finish it in 12 seconds, I'll grant you honorary citizenship.
 
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