Ustulo's Guide to the Amazing Features of 1.9!

[Audi]

But when decoded, it's gibberish about videogames and whatnot.

Kinda. It's really just gibberish selected by Notch at random...
What the program does is select 5 random words off a list of (random) words and puts them there as the 'name' of the enchantment.

 

[Cacher]

Um.... yeah.
I did this legit on the server.
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I thought you were nomadic!

 

[Ustulo]

I thought you were nomadic!

I decided to settle in mooville, too far away to be a nomad.

Awmg, so psyched for getting all the enchantments!
And Vorsprung get a Fire Aspect sword into a world of yours, it'll fit your pyro style.

 

[Cacher]

I decided to settle in mooville, too far away to be a nomad.

Awmg, so psyched for getting all the enchantments!
And Vorsprung get a Fire Aspect sword into a world of yours, it'll fit your pyro style.

Where's moonville?

 

[Audi]

Where's moonville?

Mooville. -_-

 

[Ustulo]

Finally, after so much timed wasted, I have collected every single enchantment in the game. I'm super-duper serious. THis has it all, from Fire Aspect to Silk Touch. Four chests chock full of items, ready to test. Place this into your world with MCEdit, you'll want it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?mg9tiwlwyl1bkrm

Coming Soon: Videos about the new features, short clips of say, me mining a stack of diamonds, and getting more than two stacks in return.