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Vorsprung's Violent Vitriol

Audi

Well-Known Member
Hi there guys.

It's great we have this new blog thing. I've never been into the whole "liveblogging for an audience of no-one" thing, so I'll just take a shot.

As we all know - I'm opinionated and somewhat insane. So I'm going to see if I can sustain a little series where I can vent my spleen. This can go one of two ways - I get applauded, or shat upon. But meh.

Anyway... I was playing TF2 today, as I often do. There's a bunch of nice Aussie servers I play on - normally, they're faultless. But I got on today and a whole bunch of clints start accussing me of hacking. Understandably, I get a bit pissed. These idiots were playing exceedingly poorly - I'm not that great, but these guys were hopeless. I was doing well as an Engy, when some moron on my own team accuses me of using Aimbot or something. I couldn't hack even if I wanted to - I really wouldn't have the patience or skills to do that shit. So I was fairly deadpan about the whole thing. These idiots were, like, "Oh yur so meen". I'm like, "Poppet". They're like, 12. And they were really giving me the shits about it.

I would have liked to report them, but sadly the server's forum is nowhere near as nice as the T9K one, and thus I gave up on registering because of the difficulty of it.

Moral of the story is... Don't hack.

That was a shitty first attempt, but I'll get better.
Sayoonara, and leave suggestions if you want to.
 

Audi

Well-Known Member
@MoonDoggy I'll try and shed some light on it.

I would have thought you knew what 'hack' meant. As in hacking? Or hax?
Poppet... Eh. It's kinda like sayin' 'princess'. Or 'darling'. Basically I'm being dour.

And teabagging loses much of its appeal in TF2. For one, there's no killcam, just a kill - shot. Unless you are quick, your nemesis won't get to see your 2 veg. (And by 2 veg, I mean your'meat-and-2-veg', a.k.a your genitalia.
 
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