What DO? thread

[MagicForDummies]

Thread rules are pretty simple.

First poster answers previous posters " What Do? " question and proceeds to make another "What do?" question.

ie. You find elmo in your shower. What do?

Become Elmo.

Your spaceship is about to crash into earth and release the zombie virus. What do?

..(and so on)

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You find yourself fighting against a zombie horde but you have only one bullet in the chamber. what do?

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Run like the wind.


You get caught eating all the rations in the 1950's Fallout Shelter that's protecting you and your friends from said Zombie horde. What do?

 

[Pyrofiredelta]

Send a search party to find food, have the most annoying one(s) go first


You are walking down the street and suddenly an earthquake makes a giant crack that widens beneath your feet. You are about to fall in. What do?

 

[oozinator]

Equip your water bucket and dump it right before you hit the ground to create a cushion of water at your feet.

You found out that a mass murderer who looks like you is on the loose. The police have orders to shoot on sight, and now all your friends and neighbors are phoning you in. What do?

 

[Alyyiah]

Shoot on sight? Looks like you? bitchplease.jpeg. You are the mass murderer, you are going to die anyway, why not add a few more names to the mortuary list?

You find out you are the heir to a large fortune, yet if you claim it, you become the target of a large, very pissed off, milita group. wat do?

 

[ChibaMasato]

Pay off the militia group and have them be my personal army.

You go to a gas station late at night to use the restroom, but when you get out, you find yourself locked in due to the door having a code rather than a standard lock. Suddenly, you see a person outside. They appear armed, and attempting to find an entrance to the building. What do?

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Cry like a bitch and call 911.

You wake up next to a 300 pound dead hooker. What do?

 

[Alyyiah]

Go take a bath in arsenic/cyanide.

You are an astronaut, and on a mission, make first contact with an alien race. they dont seem violent but have the weaponry to be so. you need to make an impression. wat do?

 

[rsmv2you]

Go take a bath in arsenic/cyanide.

You are an astronaut, and on a mission, make first contact with an alien race. they dont seem violent but have the weaponry to be so. you need to make an impression. wat do?

Kill one of them and make them take revenge so I have the satisfaction of being the guy who caused the downfall of earth.

You wake up and see this in bed next to you.

Wat do?

 

[Melexiious]

Judo slam it to the ground and throw it out the window with your man-legs.

You wake up to find that your face has dematerialized!
What do?

 

[Sean1995]

Become Slenderman. Duh

You are walking down the street and you are suddenly teleported into the 16th century. What do?

 

[MagicForDummies]

Stack hats and create a fashion trend that will haunt a specific video game that will be created in the future.

You have transformed into a furry. What do?

 

[Melexiious]

Yiff.

You're trapped in an alternate dimension that consists of a room with a moose
What do?

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Put down the bong for a little while, that's what.

You wake up with Peanut Butter Dog (see avatar) staring you down, what do?

(oh and rsmv, I'd snuggle that grumpy cat.)