What really goes on in Skype.

[that_taco_guy]

Long post is long, so...

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[7:06:22 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Hello?
[7:06:25 PM] Daniel Gallegos: is anyone there?
[7:06:32 PM] Ben DiCristina: Yes.
[7:06:36 PM] Ben DiCristina: I am always there.
[7:06:38 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Good.
[7:06:44 PM] Ben DiCristina: ;D
[7:06:45 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Then the plan will start with you.
[7:06:53 PM] Ben DiCristina: Excellent.
[7:06:58 PM] Ben DiCristina: I have the rubber bands.
[7:07:16 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I have the gasoline.
[7:07:24 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Your place, midnight?
[7:07:29 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I'll bring the cookies.
[7:07:32 PM] Ben DiCristina: Definitely.
[7:07:33 PM] Ben DiCristina: I have cake.
[7:07:36 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Gotcha.
[7:07:49 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Wait, are we doing 27 A or 26 Q?
[7:08:37 PM] Ben DiCristina: Hm, I was under the assumption that we had ruled out 27Q..
[7:09:00 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Yeah, but did we rule out the 27s alltogether?
[7:09:46 PM] Ben DiCristina: Well for the most part, only in extreme circumstances were we to enact any of them.
[7:09:58 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Ah, so 26 Q, then.
[7:10:17 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I'll grab the bungie cords at the hardware store on my way there.
[7:10:22 PM] Daniel Gallegos: In cash, don't worry.
[7:10:32 PM] Ben DiCristina: Good, don't want to be traced.
[7:10:39 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Yep.
[7:10:43 PM] Ben DiCristina: Have you located Bic headquarters yet?
[7:10:56 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I think I've got a good lock.
[7:11:06 PM] Ben DiCristina: Excellent.
[7:11:36 PM] Daniel Gallegos: The Camaro or the Panzer?
[7:12:20 PM] Ben DiCristina: Meh, I'm in the mood to roll Soviet tonight.
[7:12:47 PM] Ben DiCristina: Take the T-34 perhaps?
[7:12:53 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Sounds good to me.
[7:13:07 PM] Daniel Gallegos: You did get the fake plates, right?
[7:13:49 PM] Ben DiCristina: Well, the usuals were still soaked in blood, but I found some Minnesota ones we could use.
[7:14:13 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Nice. Get those other ones cleaned off soon, OK?
[7:14:47 PM] Ben DiCristina: Of course, was soaking them overnight though.
[7:15:09 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Got it. Make sure to run it under the blacklight to make sure, OK?
[7:16:13 PM] Ben DiCristina: Definitely, as well as the styrofoam.
[7:17:09 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Good. Oh, did you want some hydrochloric acid? Since I'm going to the hardware store...
[7:17:36 PM] Ben DiCristina: Mmm that would be excellent, I've got a few bags of mossy zinc I've been meaning to use up.
[7:19:08 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Nice. Plan 26 Q... We're blowing the car up, remember? Shouldn't I leave some Motorcycles there earlier for the escape? Or do you want to use the sewers?
[7:19:33 PM] Ben DiCristina: Hm, sewers would be fine, but where's the nearest entrance?
[7:19:51 PM] Ben DiCristina: I was under the impression that we would need a pretty immediate escape.
[7:20:01 PM] Daniel Gallegos: So, motorcycles.
[7:20:15 PM] Ben DiCristina: I call the sidecar.
[7:20:21 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Got it.
[7:20:45 PM] Ben DiCristina: Word.
[7:21:29 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Then we rendevous at the video store, pick up a movie, and go home?
[7:22:03 PM] Ben DiCristina: Definitely, have you seen Fast Five?
[7:22:21 PM] Daniel Gallegos: No, I haven't. Is it any good?
[7:22:42 PM] Ben DiCristina: Not sure, I haven't seen it either. Heard it was good though!
[7:22:58 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Well, we'll check it out. Oh, lets get some pizza, too.
[7:23:28 PM] Ben DiCristina: I second that, medium or large?
[7:23:47 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Large, man. Go big, or go home.
[7:24:02 PM] Ben DiCristina: I like the way you think.
[7:24:41 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Make sure that you bring EXTRA nitroglyceryn... just in case.
[7:24:53 PM] Daniel Gallegos: In small, fragile glass vials.
[7:25:39 PM] Ben DiCristina: Certainly!! I'll just toss 'em in the backpack with the chicken wire
[7:26:13 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Nice! Just throw one at anyone following us and BOOM! Haha.
[7:26:58 PM] Ben DiCristina: It'll be like a fireworks show except with more dead.
[7:27:08 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Exactly. Also, the payment is about... 500 grand, I think.
[7:27:26 PM] Ben DiCristina: Rubles?
[7:27:37 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I think Euros.
[7:28:08 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Euros are more stable anyway, and they're usable all across Europe.
[7:28:32 PM] Ben DiCristina: Ah, well apparently you haven't been reading the news. I would buy some bonds if I were you.
[7:28:51 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I will, probably, with my share.
[7:29:31 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Also, we'll have about 30 days. You want to go to Italy, the Netherlands, France, or Spain?
[7:29:48 PM] Ben DiCristina: Netherlands, I've got some business to attend to there.
[7:30:21 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Got it. I've always wanted to go there.
[7:30:46 PM] Ben DiCristina: As have I! know a guy who lives there, very nice people.
[7:31:39 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Really? Cool. I'll probably head to Italy for a few days, lie down low. Remember, I have like... what... 5 warrants on me now? On 5 different IDs.
[7:32:38 PM] Ben DiCristina: Damn, that's a bit of a hassle. Though Italy would be nice, embracing my heritage and all that.
[7:32:50 PM] Ben DiCristina: Could probably round up a few mafia connections if need be.
[7:33:01 PM] Daniel Gallegos: That would be nice.
[7:34:06 PM] Ben DiCristina: Indeed it would.
[7:34:43 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Wait, am I using the SMG or the shotgun?
[7:35:05 PM] Ben DiCristina: You can use tha shotgun, the MP5 is mine.
[7:35:27 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Ah, right, the MP5. I'll pack that up right away.
[7:36:41 PM] Ben DiCristina: Excellent.
[7:38:11 PM] Ben DiCristina: Are we going traditional camouflage or woad?
[7:38:29 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Well, I though Urban Camo. Remember, facility?
[7:38:52 PM] Ben DiCristina: True... Urban Woad?
[7:38:57 PM] Daniel Gallegos: That works too.
[7:39:14 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Hey, you have smoke bombs, right?
[7:39:18 PM] Daniel Gallegos: I'm fresh out of those.
[7:39:46 PM] Ben DiCristina: Yeah, those an incendiaries. Anything else you need?
[7:40:09 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Not that I know of. I've got everything in the duffle bag.
[7:41:12 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Should I bring the parachutes, too? We forgot those last time.
[7:41:24 PM] Ben DiCristina: Blast, I almost forgot.
[7:41:42 PM] Ben DiCristina: Pack those too. Stick to the plan and we won't need them, however.
[7:41:59 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Right, but just in case.
[7:42:52 PM] Ben DiCristina: Of course.
[7:43:10 PM] Ben DiCristina: So now that we've got it all figured out, I'll be off. The bats are getting hungry..
[7:43:33 PM] Daniel Gallegos: You still have those damned things?
[7:43:53 PM] Ben DiCristina: Yes, they keep people out of the cave... I thought I told you that?
[7:44:15 PM] Daniel Gallegos: Oh, right, the cave.
[7:44:53 PM] Ben DiCristina: Quite.

And now you know.

 

[kingjok3r]

 

[Ustulo]

This was a surprise to open up DerpChat to see this XD

 

[rsmv2you]

THIS, is why we need chat in mumble.

 

[Allimon]

It was awesome watching it be made. XD

 

[Projecto]

Oh my, the things I say when I think nobody is listening.. Then again I say pretty ridiculous things when I think people ARE listening, so that's nothing different!

 

[tshinotu145]

TL;DR?

 

[bbgunshot]

Haha! That is great! How can people on skype be more creative than Hollywood? Meh well it doesn't come to much surprise haha!

 

[Allimon]

Tshin, read it, it shall be entertaining. :3

 

[Vincent2128]

*goes to Facebook to find Daniel Gallegos*

 

[thee_pro]

Make a movie of this, NAO!

 

[Fulgenzio]

High on tacos?

 

[Audi]

Who is Ben?

Also, give me your Skype Taco. You have NOT seen what happens on MY Skype.

 

[Projecto]

I is Ben.

 

[Aetherrack]

Vorsprung, everyone knows what happens on YOUR Skype. You take off your boots and everyone ejaculates elephant sperm from their nostrils.