Then....I don't know how to answer this.... Since "attractiveness" is opinion based, there's probably someone out there who would put you under the category "attractive" and the real problem is like that Micheal Buble song, you just haven't met them yet. Now if by "attractive" you mean be like the "normal" definition (which there technically is none), then you'd be approached by a bunch of women who want you for nothing more than your looks that it drives you crazy and makes it even tougher to find that "one" that Micheal Buble is singing about.
What would happen if Batman was real and fought crime in...oh let's say Chicago because that's where the Dark Knight was filmed.