Why Notch Delays everything!

[mcfar45]

I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.

This could explain why he delays stuff and is very unreliable

Source: http://notch.tumblr.com/post/12597070416/zing

 

[Cacher]

I don't get it. Apart from the doctor being strange (or female) and the fact that he has a wife. i dont see how it delays him.

 

[Ustulo]

Oh... good 'ol Notch.

 

[Godliberator]

lmao.

 

[Fulgenzio]

@cacher he probably uses both hands so he can't code

 

[JerzeyLegend]

no one got that joke?

 

[Hawke]

oh i get it the joke is that he went to the doctor

 

[David]

He should have one hand juggling his churro and his other working on Minecraft

 

[Audi]

Oh Notch. Although I revel in your hilarity and cocurrent indyness, I'm pretty sure Ez would not be happy about that.

 

[Ustulo]

The joke is that he was masturbating at the doctor...

 

[that_taco_guy]

Stop fapping at your doctor and get coding, Notchy!

 

[Creeper]

If you had no idea about Notch and you read that, you would know everything about Notch.

 

[Cacher]

@ful
but he is married, if he really wanted to, couldn't he.. well you know what i mean