Zombies?

[TheGurw]

The man that got his face eaten off after the efforts of doctors to save his life.

Spoiler: NSFL

To be honest after seeing his before picture I am suprised he is still alive

Spoiler: Right after the incident NSFL

He lived?

Fuck.

I....don't think I would WANT to live after that.

 

[David]

The man that got his face eaten off after the efforts of doctors to save his life.

Spoiler: NSFL

To be honest after seeing his before picture I am suprised he is still alive

Spoiler: Right after the incident NSFL

My lunch
Where the fuck is it?

 

[3vans]

He lived?

Fuck.

I....don't think I would WANT to live after that.

This is why euthanasia should be legal.

 

[genial2222]

The man that got his face eaten off after the efforts of doctors to save his life.

Spoiler: NSFL

To be honest after seeing his before picture I am suprised he is still alive

Spoiler: Right after the incident NSFL

DAFUCK IS THAT

 

[TheGurw]

DAFUCK IS THAT

What you will look like in the first few days of the zombie apocalypse.

 

[David]

What you will look like in the first few days of the zombie apocalypse.

Where'd I put my cosmetics?

 

[StTheo]

Officer sees man with human flesh hanging from his mouth assaulting an innocent bystander.
Officer tells the man to stop.
Man simply growls, resumes attack.
Officer opens fire.

With that kind of training and a zombie apocalypse, I think we'd be fine...




...which becomes slightly more relevant due to the fact that the guy wasn't on bath salts.

 

[Clayto1332]

Shrooms are undetectable. Just sayin...

 

[StTheo]

Shrooms are undetectable. Just sayin...

Mushrooms can cause cannibalism?

 

[Noble]

I have been waiting my entire life for a zombie apocalypse... I'd get to mow all those people I hate down with my aresenal and even if they weren't zombies I'd kill 'em anyways and say that I found 'em that way xD Just think about it... All the ladies scared and running, you show up lookin' like a bad ass and.. Voila! You get ALL the ladies

 

[Clayto1332]

Mushrooms can cause cannibalism?

Mushrooms do all kinds of great stuff. Depends on how many you eat. I

 

[Unismurfsity]

Officer sees man with human flesh hanging from his mouth assaulting an innocent bystander.
Officer tells the man to stop.
Man simply growls, resumes attack.
Officer opens fire.

With that kind of training and a zombie apocalypse, I think we'd be fine...




...which becomes slightly more relevant due to the fact that the guy wasn't on bath salts.

Least we know it wasn't bath salts and that the guy is just fucking crazy and probably trying to eat peoples faces off in prison...

 

[Casey]

Shrooms are undetectable. Just sayin...

Mushrooms can be detected up to a week after use, due to the production of psilocin from your body metabolizing psilocybin, but normally it is only 1-3 days after use. Also, it may not show up on the test that the lab was checking for, as unless they are testing specifically for mushrooms or they have a full blown lab and can run a gas chromatography/mass spectrometry test (boy it took me a while to Google that one), then it won't show up at all. I had to Google a few things there, I couldn't recall it all right off the top of my head, but I had a urinalysis test not to long ago and I had a long discussion with the lab technician while I was waiting. I would think a toxicology lab would have a mass spectrometry tester though... who knows though.

 

[katphish]

I just thought all of you people might find this interesting.