So I logged onto RS for the first time (I think) in around 2 years. You're probably more in-tune with it, but... wtf happened? It's like an imitation WoW.
I've had a thought. I'll start feeding you Ritalin mixed with crunchy peanut butter. That way, instead of being depressed, you'll leap with inner joy. Then Beese, you and I will go to a manor in the countryside and put the wobble on a saucy twat crumpet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHGwHx4Qxvk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlW0_r_japA
You may now worship him even more