I haven't seen your dear wife in so long, tell me, did you kill her and hide her body under the floorboards? Because really, it's better to dispose of unwanted spouses in the lake. Yeah, it's a trip out to the lake, but you can bring a picnic and there won't be so many suspicious smells in your house.
Ustulo, does your new wife know that you're attending Patch, Pix and I's Scientific Egg and Ketchup Baby Making Party? And that you're supposed to bring the refreshments? Does she know?