Poop_Out_a_Dime
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this is about 2 commanders on CS assault. enjoy
Day 1
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
Today was not the most productive day in the world. Three of my soldiers got their p e n i s stuck in the automatic doors where we keep the hostages. who knows what they were doing with them. My other soldiers started to shoot each other. They kept saying strange phrases like "h4x0r" and "nub who ****s his mother". Maybe we should just camp the hostage room...
Day 2
Log of Counter Terrorist Commander Jake Rogers
WTF is dis ****? My team was like BOOM BOOM, and i was like WOW HAXORS, and they were like STFU NUB, and i was like BOOM BOOM, and they were like ZOMG NOOOOOOOB. Then i went to go pee pee, and i came back and it said like, I GOT PWNED, and im like, NOOOOOOOO.
Day 3
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
Today my soldiers put away their guns and had a potluck lunch for one of the soldiers. unfortunately, they forgot to watch the vents. Two enemy soldiers came out and started blasting away. Three of my soldiers immediately jumped off the balcony in fright. I killed the two CTs, and quicky restored order.
Day 4
Log of Counter Terrorist Commander Jake Rogers
WTFOMGBBQONAPADDLE?!?! My teammate throo a cup at me, at it was like plssfdfdasfdsfd, and a white light filled my screen up. I was like, SCREEN ARE YOU OK?! ZOMG AM I DEAD?
Day 5
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
Oh. My. Dear. Allah. Today i found half of my team having a gay orgy with our captured hostages. They also seemed to be dancing. Another soldier got stuck in the vent also. Im not sure why he was stupid enough to climb into a vent, but i left him there as target practice. Another Smart alec has also convinced my team that grenades are troll gold. they seem to be drawn to them...
Day 6
Log of Counter Terrorist Commander Jake Rogers
OH YIPPEE! TODAY I FOUND THIS GUN AND ITS LIKE BOOOOOOOOKABOOOKAKAKAKMOOOOBOBOOBOMM when you SHOOT IT! IT LIKE CHOPPED DIS GUYS HEAD OFF IN ONE HIT. But then everyone started yelling at me. they were like "WTF YOU STUPID ASS TKER GO BURN IN HELL" and im like wondering wat i did. I just wanted a KABOBOBOBKBOBKOBBKBOBKBOM noise...
Day 7
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
I cant take it anymore. I have killed my whole team, slayed all hostages, and strapped C4 to my chest. SIXTY VIRGINS AWAITS ME!
Day 1
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
Today was not the most productive day in the world. Three of my soldiers got their p e n i s stuck in the automatic doors where we keep the hostages. who knows what they were doing with them. My other soldiers started to shoot each other. They kept saying strange phrases like "h4x0r" and "nub who ****s his mother". Maybe we should just camp the hostage room...
Day 2
Log of Counter Terrorist Commander Jake Rogers
WTF is dis ****? My team was like BOOM BOOM, and i was like WOW HAXORS, and they were like STFU NUB, and i was like BOOM BOOM, and they were like ZOMG NOOOOOOOB. Then i went to go pee pee, and i came back and it said like, I GOT PWNED, and im like, NOOOOOOOO.
Day 3
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
Today my soldiers put away their guns and had a potluck lunch for one of the soldiers. unfortunately, they forgot to watch the vents. Two enemy soldiers came out and started blasting away. Three of my soldiers immediately jumped off the balcony in fright. I killed the two CTs, and quicky restored order.
Day 4
Log of Counter Terrorist Commander Jake Rogers
WTFOMGBBQONAPADDLE?!?! My teammate throo a cup at me, at it was like plssfdfdasfdsfd, and a white light filled my screen up. I was like, SCREEN ARE YOU OK?! ZOMG AM I DEAD?
Day 5
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
Oh. My. Dear. Allah. Today i found half of my team having a gay orgy with our captured hostages. They also seemed to be dancing. Another soldier got stuck in the vent also. Im not sure why he was stupid enough to climb into a vent, but i left him there as target practice. Another Smart alec has also convinced my team that grenades are troll gold. they seem to be drawn to them...
Day 6
Log of Counter Terrorist Commander Jake Rogers
OH YIPPEE! TODAY I FOUND THIS GUN AND ITS LIKE BOOOOOOOOKABOOOKAKAKAKMOOOOBOBOOBOMM when you SHOOT IT! IT LIKE CHOPPED DIS GUYS HEAD OFF IN ONE HIT. But then everyone started yelling at me. they were like "WTF YOU STUPID ASS TKER GO BURN IN HELL" and im like wondering wat i did. I just wanted a KABOBOBOBKBOBKOBBKBOBKBOM noise...
Day 7
Log of Terrorist Commander Ali Slamakan
I cant take it anymore. I have killed my whole team, slayed all hostages, and strapped C4 to my chest. SIXTY VIRGINS AWAITS ME!