A very serious discussion from Wooty (Please Read)

Welp just when I thought this would be a reddit only thing I was sorely mistaken.

well played sir, well played
 
Wooty said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Faggot.
 
What the smurf did you just smurf about me, you little Gargamel? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smurf village, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Al-Smurfa, and I have over 300 confirmed smurfberries. I am trained in smurf warfare and I’m the top smurf in all of the land. You are nothing to me but just another Gargamel. I will wipe you the smurf out with precision the likes has never been seen before in the smurf village, smurf my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Think again, smurfer. As we speak I am contacting my Papa Smurf and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you Gargamel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home. You’re smurfing dead, Gargamel. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smurf you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unsmurfed combat, I have access to all of Papa Smurf’s potions, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable mushroom off the face of the continent, you little Gargamel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your smurfing tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will smurf fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your time is up, kid.
 
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