Amazing facts that nobody ever knew!

[kimbal86]

(In this thread, post funny 'true' facts (that you've made up!).)

When given the option in a survey, 38% of British people list “I don’t know” as their occupation.

 

[tbarius]

a poll conducted out of 100 people revealed 73 of them had used a toothbrush found in a bathroom of a house they were guests in.

 

[Fulgenzio]

The two gold arches of the McDonald's logo form a M, first letter of the company.

Mind = blown

 

[charizardman283]

Studies show that 69% of people find something sexual in this sentence.

 

[moondoggy23]

A recent survey of people showed that 51% are in the majority.

 

[MagicForDummies]

Ponies eat grass. Only 50% of this community believes this to be true.

 

[Ekgladiator]

Roughly 70% of all statistics are in fact complete bullshit .

The amount of fucks given is less then the amount of fucks to be had.

Reddit is the internet and the internet is cats, therefore Reddit = cats.

Random fact is random.

In roughly every thread there will be some from of derailment, circle jerk, pun and/ or other various way(s) to deviate from the main topic.

 

[Pyrhos]

Accordion to recent studies, 87% of people will not recognize the use of musical instruments in place of introductory words.

 

[Becky]

72% of people don't actually know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck.

 

[rsmv2you]

90% of facts are made up.

 

[konflakes]

In surveys carried out by professionals, it has been proven that 90% of males over 18 admit to masturbating. The other 10% lie about it.

 

[that_taco_guy]

Did you know that 74% of statistics are made up right on the spot?

 

[Mightythedj23]

Accordion to recent studies, 87% of people will not recognize the use of musical instruments in place of introductory words.

explain this pls, it intrigues me.

 

[Zennai]

A recent study conducted in the Borderlands has shown that 100% of Australian Pyros are terrible drivers.

 

[DaGamer12345]

A recent double-blind study shows that everyone has a 100% risk of their house being burnt down by Vorsprung

 

[Stratadon]

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape


But in all seriousness rape jokes are not funny.






Never tell them.





Ever.

 

[oozinator]

Did you know that the city of Midick is in the fertile region known as Yermama?

 

[brantbren]

Did you know that 99% of people don't give a shit about your life story?
The other 1% are just being spiteful of the 99%.

 

[oozinator]

Google has unveiled a new metric known as TUFIG (also known as "2-Fig") which attempts to correlate the number of "Thumbs Up" ratings for Youtube comments with a given user's personal interest of said comment. Surprisingly, the TUFIG value has been consistently "undefined" across all users.

A Youtube comment's TUFIG value is determined by this equation:

TUFIG = (number of "Thumbs Up" votes for the comment) / (number of fucks you give)


Google has partnered with a team of social media experts and sociologists, who are working around the clock, to explain this phenomenon.

 

[Ekatski]