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monetize, bro, publish dat shitYes, I do write things.
From the odd serious contest entry to the vaguely creepy erotic TF2 fanfiction.
I love writing and consider myself fairly good at it. However, I lack motivation to write much on my own. That's why I always take the opportunity to have fun with english assignments.
Motivation always catches me up, so I'll help you out with a list of ways you can motivate yourself!
Wikipedia describes motivation as a "feature that arouses an organism to action", so what you need to do is arouse yourself to write!
Now you may be asking, "Boy, Howdy, Doc! How does a cattle rustler like maself find pure, unadulterated sexual arousal from writing? That's a bourgeois luxury us laborin' folk lack!"
Listen well, Cowboy, because I will show you the 3 steps to COMPLETE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION through the glory of writing!
Step one: Offer an enticement for writing
Keep a tally of each page you complete, and remember to treat yourself to a professional, sexual technician every forty!
Step two: Impose immediate necessity to write
Pay the professional, sexual technician to physically aggress you until your book is done, remember: the SAFE WORD is "IT'S FINISHED!"
Step three: Assess tasks for your writing
It's always important to understand your task, and sometimes this can help your monumental achievements seem much less so! For example, think about these things: how much do I owe this hooker, how will I explain these broken ribs to my doctor, and where is this blood coming from?
Hopefully now you are one step closer to writing your magnum opus; I say hopefully because you'll need to sell this book for a shit ton to pay off that crazy Russian pimp, he seriously means to bust your kneecaps.
You're welcome, Pard'nerI am wholly enlightened my good sir.
OOoooohh my goddDDD I just got that this was a haiku, way to fucking goSometimes I will write.
Perhaps for fun, perhaps work.
But mostly for work.
in that case, have you ever considered taking up calligraphy?Ive made up a few clever stories. If only people could read my handwriting