And with this new discovery of the mass giving particle, scientists shall use some complicated, unfathomable process to reverse engineer the effect and remove mass from particles and destroy the fabric of space, twisting the entire universe, known or unknown, into an infinite wormhole that will tear apart everything, atom by atom, until the gathered energy becomes too great for it and it implodes before exploding, re-creating the universe and spitting every atom back out.
By a stroke of luck this process recreates the planets, stars and other orbiting satellites in a different location, but all retaining its relative positions from each other. Human particles are spit back out but end up mixing up along the way. Casham wakes up a true coconut, without any memory of being anything but a coconut. ConroD becomes a real British person and, like Casham, retains no memories of when he was not British. Wooty became president of the United States of Amerindichinakoreaustralialand and declares the Internet the official religion of the world.
Also, somewhere, deep in a jungle, Vorsprung wakes up naked, de-masked and with an erection that pierces the sun, roars a fearsome war cry while beating his hairy chests with his fists, but with no one around, does it make a sound?
