Freestyle/Prewritten Rap Thread

I call it Swagonomics 101 by Yolo Swaggins.

u mad bro
do u even lift
fight me irl
i can pwn u
its a cinch

bcuz i party and u dont
i get a lot of pussy
ur style is more like a comic sans font
u dont have a gf so her name's not lucy

i've got swag, i yolo erryday
ur just a homo, no swag, just fag
lol, i bet u mad cuz i troled u so hard
that's ok, my lryics genius like a bard

ur loser, dont even have 6pack
u dont lift, so ur bodys full of snack
haha, u cannot recover anymor cuz ipwned
i cant hear u over the sound of sex moans (frm the girl im fking lol)
 
Vorsprung said:
I'm disappointed no-one got my '90's reference
Nickelodeon was the schiz back then, my deference
To Rocko's Modern Life got me in modern strife
But fuck nostalgia, Taco is smelly

Beer's bad for you if you're underage
Gallegos, stop damaging your braincells, oh wait
I could make a pun about how you already don't have any
Because you're not very smart and that would be funny

I'm king of the rap so get with the program
Get your mantits ready for a mammogram
Taco in the alleys slunk down on the bad lam
You're too slow! I'm probably Batman

I'm the hero Woot deserves, but not the one he needs right now
Hit your lyrical know-how with a smack-wallop-bam-pow
I'm a dark knight, I look for a fight
I can type real good add me Xbox Live, noscopes a'ight
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Is your name Kerser?
 
katphish said:
I call it Swagonomics 101 by Yolo Swaggins.

u mad bro
do u even lift
fight me irl
i can pwn u
its a cinch

bcuz i party and u dont
i get a lot of pussy
ur style is more like a comic sans font
u dont have a gf so her name's not lucy

i've got swag, i yolo erryday
ur just a homo, no swag, just fag
lol, i bet u mad cuz i troled u so hard
that's ok, my lryics genius like a bard

ur loser, dont even have 6pack
u dont lift, so ur bodys full of snack
haha, u cannot recover anymor cuz ipwned
i cant hear u over the sound of sex moans (frm the girl im fking lol)
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That sounds like the next verse to "I'm a Gangster."
 
that_taco_guy said:
Can I take the mic? Already got it, thank you,
now I can show who's the real king, foo'.
Oh, and for the beer, I got loads, about the cells
I got enough brains to give to the poor dumb Adele's
who try to light the rain on fire, can't you see?
I've got enough to make sure that I can be me.

"Noscopes", what is this, two-thousand fucking EIGHT?
What a noob, trying to make himself look great,
When he's a phony, all his words just abate
Then I come up with this great debate.

You call me slow, damaging my brain cells at best,
but just throw in the towel, just give it a rest,
We all can see your reign of rhymes is all but over
When my luck's shootin' up like a four leaf clover.

I'm steppin' on the scene, bringing new lyrics all up this bitch,
when all of your words just sound like some sort of glitch!
You keep rhyming like you're some sort of ghetto hitch,
when all of your raps sound like some tourette twitch.
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When Snowden gets caught for sneaking and hacking
Ecuador's like, "Hey, come here, get packing,"
But Snowden's put off by Taco's snacking
Your fat is evident, your rhymes are lacking

Let's break this down real slow for you mate
Irony is a literary tool; it's great
I employ it often, don't try to extentuate
Just because you're dumb or not up to date

Dig my reference
Get some deference
No burrito salsa shit has a good enough defence
Tacos taste bad, your rap is sad
Come back when you're not living with your mum and dad

No luck for you dickhead
No rest for the wicked
I'm far too good
Your sides are prick-ed

That's slightly Shakespearean
- Language that's quite complex
I apologize for that
Because you might not get it next

I'd like to finish by sayin' "Don't discriminate"
I've been writing licks and shit since I was less than eight
If I did have tourettes I'd be offended and that's less that great
Smell my money because money is the real shit

Also fuck ConroD, you don't appreciate
This is too sick for you to visually masturbate
 
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
​
 
rileyper said:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
​
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That required no imagination
I've already done a redux of that to much feliciatation
 
w00tw00 said:
Deleted my post because don't want to be made fun of again ;(
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Awe. You can't take Vorsprung seriously. He means well, he's just crude about it. The vast majority of the time he actually thinks he's being quite funny, even if he's really being rather crass. If it helps he's actually a wimpy little geek. Even though he can shoot fire from his hands like some sort of skinny Australian version of Mario; don't let that intimidate you.



Vorsprung, you ain't got no class,
so get over here and lick my ass.









I'm no rapper, never claimed to be.
 
TheGurw said:
Awe. You can't take Vorsprung seriously. He means well, he's just crude about it. The vast majority of the time he actually thinks he's being quite funny, even if he's really being rather crass. If it helps he's actually a wimpy little geek. Even though he can shoot fire from his hands like some sort of skinny Australian version of Mario; don't let that intimidate you.



Vorsprung, you ain't got no class,
so get over here and lick my ass.









I'm no rapper, never claimed to be.
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<3 and there plenty of more that would make fun of me :thumbsdown: not just him ._.
 
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