Funny Quotes Thread

Kris

Kris

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Ever wanted to share a quote you thought up or you found with the world, but could never find a place for it?

Look no further, this is the thread for you.

I'll start.

"Hentai, because real girls aren't that flexible."
 
Some of my own:

"I am a champ."

"I'm everywhere you aren't looking."

"I do whatever i want, even though i shouldn't because i can."

"Because life."

"I love life!"

And now my favourite Quote:

"If the dream is a reflection of the waking world, then the waking world is a reflection of the dream."

-Rene Magritte, my favourite Surrealist.
 
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
~
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

- Samuel Jackson as Jules in Pulp Fiction
 
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"If you become a soldier, you'll be a general.
If you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope."
Instead, I became a painter,
and would up as Picasso.

~ Pablo Picasso
 
"Power is any combination of resources to combat other things with power. The one with the most power will win, whether it's power in strength, numbers, knowledge, death laser beams from your eyes, willpower, courage, perseverance, any positive aspect of a human being could be considered a type of power"

- Kris19642
 
"Youtube would probably not allow me to have the title "How to Play Brawl Based on the Mixed Philosophy Following How a Person Chooses to Walk their own Path in Life Both Honorably and as Passionately as Possible Episode 6: The Case of the Honorable Lord Ike and his High Level of Understanding the Way Part 2...Wrath of Khan'"

~The Apprentice

I found it funny when I was younger, still find it funny now.
 
"Some of the manliest people I've known are actually women"

~The Apprentice

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Since we're on the topic of Anime:

"I don't care who I have to fight!
If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!
Even If i'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!"

- Naruto Uzumaki
 
amaterasu said:
"Youtube would probably not allow me to have the title "How to Play Brawl Based on the Mixed Philosophy Following How a Person Chooses to Walk their own Path in Life Both Honorably and as Passionately as Possible Episode 6: The Case of the Honorable Lord Ike and his High Level of Understanding the Way Part 2...Wrath of Khan'"

~The Apprentice

I found it funny when I was younger, still find it funny now.
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Tai_K_Yagami said:
"Some of the manliest people I've known are actually women"

~The Apprentice

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<3
 
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