Hello, I'm Logan.

Welcome to Team9000! I am Pyrhos, the official Team9000 Timelord/Time God now enjoy the coconuts and TF2 gunfire!
 
and im the last one to comment on this but then again i never post anything on here so you are the one of the few that hear my words of wisdom.
Cow milk is not good for human consumption.
 
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Buddyboy said:
It's not that adorable. It looks more like a fire hose that sits on a tripod.
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Please refrain from talking about things you cannot respect.

'TIs a fearful machine that cannot be compared to your common Gardenia pipe!
 
DarkPrime25 said:
Guess it's time to breast feed again...
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You missed the part about "animals naturally weaning their young after they're able to handle normal food." In other words, eating normal food and drinking water/fruit juice is the best thing for you.
 
You'll rue the day you pry milk from my coffee.

Or I could just go full black coffee, grow a beard and become a man.

Without sugar.

Like how I prefer my toast without butter.

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MagicForDummies said:
You'll rue the day you pry milk from my coffee.

Or I could just go full black coffee, grow a beard and become a man.

Without sugar.

Like how I prefer my toast without butter.

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Coffee, bah. I gather several dozen young virgin coffee plants, and I pop their cherries in one stroke. Pulling out their pure, white souls, I burn them over an open fire for several hours. I proceed to grind their souls into a fine grainy pulp, which I place on a macroporous sheet of wood fibers over top of a shaped ceramic liquid holding device. Pouring scalding hot water over them, the degraded and once-pure souls of the coffee plant give up their essence in the form of a dark brown liquid, which collects in the ceramic device below the sheet. Discarding the ground up, now useless souls, I proceed to drink their essence. I find the taste bitter, but the effects refreshing.
 
TheGurw said:
Coffee, bah. I gather several dozen young virgin coffee plants, and I pop their cherries in one stroke. Pulling out their pure, white souls, I burn them over an open fire for several hours. I proceed to grind their souls into a fine grainy pulp, which I place on a macroporous sheet of wood fibers over top of a shaped ceramic liquid holding device. Pouring scalding hot water over them, the degraded and once-pure souls of the coffee plant give up their essence in the form of a dark brown liquid, which collects in the ceramic device below the sheet. Discarding the ground up, now useless souls, I proceed to drink their essence. I find the taste bitter, but the effects refreshing.
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So that's how coffee is made... I thought they grew on shelves in the supermarket already freeze dried and packed in jars. :l
 
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