How do I host

[dog]

How do I host a server with team9000 where do i go

 

[DutchCheese]

Step1: say "skidaddle skidoodle"
Step2: ???
Step3: Your phallic organ is now similar to noodles

At some point you might encounter step 24 where you have a server

 

[dog]

oof

 

[TheGurw]

Team9000 hasn't offered hosting services in a while.