I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY ASK HEAVY ANYTHING

[David]

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY. ASK ITTY BITTY QUESTIONS.

 

[Ekgladiator]

WHAT IS ON HEAVY'S SANDVICH?

 

[David]

HEAVY LIKE ITTY BITTY TEENY WEENY OLIVE AND HAAAAAM.

 

[DutchCheese]

are you.. drunk?

 

[avroom]

 

[jaryeth]

can I ask a question you don't know the answer to?

 

[MotorKat]

HOW MUCH BULLET
FOR SLY WRY SPY
IF BULLET FOOL IT DIE

 

[Ekgladiator]

SCOUT IS SPY!

WHY NAME GUN NATASHA?

WHO IS GOOD DOCTOR?

 

[David]

are you.. drunk?

HEAVY ONLY DRINK NEVSKOE IMPERIAL BEER IS BEST DRINK IN MOTHER RUSSIA. HEAVY ONLY DRINK ON DINNER DATE WITH SASCHA

can I ask a question you don't know the answer too?

HEAVY DONT KNOW IF SPY OR STOOPID BABY MAN

HOW MUCH BULLET
FOR SLY WRY SPY
IF BULLET FOOL IT DIE

SNEAKY ITTY BITTY SPY IS SNEAKY. HEAVY HATE SneakY LITTLE MAN. SNEAKY MAN USE SPECIAL WATCH TO WASTE SASCHA'S BOOLETS

 

[Bored]

I touched Natasha, what are you gonna do about it Heavy?!?!?!

P.S. You're a David not even Heavy... You can't fool me you trixie pixie.

 

[jaryeth]

[HEAVY DONT KNOW IF SPY OR STOOPID BABY MAN]



you will now look at my mesmerizing wings and forgot I was here

 

[David]

SCOUT IS SPY!

WHY NAME GUN NATASHA?

WHO IS GOOD DOCTOR?

-AHH PYRO! SNEAKY BABY MAN IN BASE!

-NATASCHA IS FAT COUSIN OF SASCHA SHE WEIGH LIKE BIG BOVARIAN COW AND FIRE SLOW.

-I DONT KNOW WHO GOOD DOKTOR. BLU DOKTOR IS CRAZY AND LOUD. RED DOKTOR TOUCH HEAVY IN WEIRD PLACES.

 

[David]

I touched Natasha, what are you gonna do about it Heavy?!?!?!

P.S. You're a David not even Heavy... You can't fool me you trixie pixie.

AHH LITTLE BABY MAN HEAVY WILL CRUSH YOU!!!

 

[KeebyFTW]

Relevant:

 

[Kitty_Bojingles]

FEM!MEDIC OR REGULAR MEDIC?

 

[Kitty_Bojingles]

 

[David]

FEM!MEDIC OR REGULAR MEDIC?

I LIKE NORMAL DOKTOR. WE SHARE /BIG/ BOND AND CRUSH LITTLE MEN WITH MAGIC BEAM.

 

[Vincent2128]

HOW DO WE KNOW YOUR ARE NOT SPY?

 

[avroom]

HEAVY ! SPAH IS SAPPIN MAH SENTRY ! HALP !

 

[David]

HOW DO WE KNOW YOUR ARE NOT SPY?

HEAVY IS BIG STRONG MAN WhO DO NOT WEAR MASK OF SHAME.