I have...a SERIOUS ISSUE.

[Mariolink42]

LOOK at THIS!

I'm trying to open my chest with an egg in my hand, but it ISN'T WORKING.

I WILL NOT UNEQUIP THE EGG. I WANT TO OPEN THE CHEST AND I WANT TO OPEN IT NOW!

But I can't! Because apparently, it'll make a mess.

A mess of WHAT?! IM NOT GOING TO THROW THE EGG. I'M MERELY TRYING TO PLACE IT IN THE CHEST. I WILL NOT UNEQUIP THIS EGG UNTIL THIS PROBLEM IS SOLVED! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[shadowwolf]

How to throw an egg. chicken cannon style:
Step 1: get dispenser
Step 2: get eggs
Step 3: put eggs in dispenser
Step 4: place switch and activate
???
Profit!

 

[Clayto1332]

Why do you refuse to unequip the egg? It literally takes a fraction of a second... You even took the time to create a thread on it.

 

[tbarius]

 

[IncognitoLens]

Why do you refuse to unequip the egg? It literally takes a fraction of a second... You even took the time to create a thread on it.

Look man you have no idea what unbreakable bond we Egg Holders have with our eggs. We have been holding eggs for generations and we're not gonna stop now.

 

[Clayto1332]

I can't argue with that...

 

[TheGurw]

No, you can't.

We are born holding the egg.

We will die holding the egg.

 

[that_taco_guy]

No, you can't.

We are born holding the egg.

We will die holding the egg.

The Egg is one of us.

The Egg is us.

The Egg will live on forever.

Long live the Egg.

 

[Jazz007]

The Egg is one of us.

The Egg is us.

The Egg will live on forever.

Long live the Egg.

*still wears a pumpkin*

 

[Squirley_Guy]

I really want to see what Woot says about this...

 

[TheGurw]

The Egg is one of us.

The Egg is us.

The Egg will live on forever.

Long live the Egg.

The Egg is all powerful.

The Egg is all places.

All hail the Egg.

 

[Clayto1332]

I really want to see what Woot says about this...

I predict woot will say the following:

 

[Cacher]

I really want to see what Woot says about this...

this

 

[GreenEarth]

put it up your pooper

 

[DOS622]

How to throw an egg. chicken cannon style:
Step 1: get dispenser

I'm guessing that now you've shared this information with everyone, this will be disabled too now

 

[DOS622]

But I can't! Because apparently, it'll make a mess.

Maybe you should try with a lava bucket in your hand instead?

 

[bobtheawesomeone]

The Egg is all powerful.

The Egg is all places.

All hail the Egg.

The Egg is in all of us

The Egg is your ruler

The Egg shall never die

Long live our mighty Egg

 

[shadowwolf]

I'm guessing that now you've shared this information with everyone, this will be disabled too now

you can't disable that. the only way is to disable dispensers, which won't happen.

 

[Jazz007]

Because apparently, it'll make a mess.

1:31-1:37

 

[kingjok3r]

EDIT: Getting timing right (1:31)

dafuq did i just watch