IRL PICS! (if you want to)

[Ustulo]

I figure the first pic I posted didn't do that much justice (albeit funny-looking), so this time i'll post three:

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this was taken a couple years ago, when I still had reddish orange hair. and No, this was not shooped.

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an even sillier picture... sometimes I tinker around with special effects using skin-toned liquid latex. more on that later...

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and finally a normal picture.

I was quickly scrolling down the page, and first came upon the second picture...

"WHODAFUQISTHAT?"

Then I saw the final image, and realized who posted it;

"d'awwww "

 

[rsmv2you]

Here's me o.o new to the site Pic is from about 5 min ago o.o

Huzza another emo!

 

[thee_pro]

Looks like I'm going to have something to masturbate to this summer after all.

Why do you always have to post comments that make me laugh?

 

[Melexiious]

Why do you always have to post comments that make me laugh?

Hey!

That's my job!

 

[Melexiious]

Pretty sure your job is collecting balls, Beese.

So many balls.

That's my part-time job, fool.

My full time job is being a factory of the funnies.

 

[Melexiious]

You've reached your pinnacle my friend, I HAVE COME TO DETHRONE YOU IN THE MOST EROTIC OF WAYS.

>post-like ratio

 

[Beaubonic]

>post-like ratio

Your post-like ratio is .04 higher than mine. Subtract the copious amount of likes I've given you, and oops...

Looks like we have a winner.

*cough cough* Have a peek at mine, boys...

 

[Melexiious]

Your post-like ratio is .04 higher than mine. Subtract the copious amount of likes I've given you, and oops...

Looks like we have a winner.

>post-like ratio
>post-time spent on ratio
>followers
>trophy points
>swagstatus

*cough cough* Have a peek at mine, boys...

Touché, but this is a fight between myself and projecto.

 

[Clayto1332]

Half the people on this site don't like me so when you factor in that I win.

/thread.

 

[MiniCacti]

Half the people on this site don't like me so when you factor in that I win.

/thread.

Can I like this, or would that be too ironic?

 

[Melexiious]

Factor in whore-ing for likes and I believe that makes you legally handicapped.

Here have some valium.

Ah, but that's where the followers come into play, they wouldn't follow a like whore. Also, everyone knows I often make awesome OC.

And so this isn't de-railing anymore,

 

[Melexiious]

You keep telling yourself that bud.

Then lets us have a competition!

It shall be the swag battle of the century!

Who shall win, Beese or Projecto! Lets see what Team9000 have to say!

 

[quazymoodo]

Then lets us have a competition!

It shall be the swag battle of the century!

Who shall win, Beese or Projecto! Lets see what Team9000 have to say!

BREAKING NEWS: It's not really breaking.... More.... obvious, really.

Beese won 20 years ago.

 

[thee_pro]

Last I checked, Projecto is not a member of the Ultimate Swag Combo. He loses by default.

Beese is.
And on a related note, so am I

 

[Beaubonic]

Touché, but this is a fight between myself and projecto.

I realize that, I just wanted to remind everyone of who the true winner is

 

[rsmv2you]

Last I checked, Projecto is not a member of the Ultimate Swag Combo.

We can fix that.

 

[Melexiious]

We can fix that.

No, no we can't.

 

[rsmv2you]

No, no we can't.

 

[Audi]

We can fix that.

I shall call a meeting of the High Swag Council.

SWAGGA, AWAY

~Vorsprung, God of Swag

 

[fox_news]