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afurrynoob
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hey im 5' 2''
and im not white
and im not white
Poop_Out_a_Dime
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afurrynoob is asian?
Poop_Out_a_Dime
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6'7
200 lbs
black
could kick your ass rape your mom make your dog give your dad pleasure and ****slap you if you have one without breaking a sweat
ummm me.
well not really but i can aspire
200 lbs
black
could kick your ass rape your mom make your dog give your dad pleasure and ****slap you if you have one without breaking a sweat
ummm me.
well not really but i can aspire
afurrynoob
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no, im blackPoop Out a Dime said:
(but on the internet every1 is a lil white gay virgen punk without a **** (and im not describing haagen)
afurrynoob
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no, if u would read what i type u would understand and wouldnt make urself look illiterate
bunkerman45
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ok, now HERES a joke, like the forum title says...
"A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He
knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on
my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the
house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a
fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her
eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and
went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her
room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man
wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his
chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's
pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to
worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder
out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to
left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to
the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the
window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground
that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.""
"A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He
knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on
my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the
house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a
fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her
eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and
went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her
room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man
wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his
chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's
pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to
worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder
out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to
left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to
the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the
window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground
that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.""
