>Makes greentext thread

>Silly Pyrhos I am not shadowwolf. Im just a slut
>Now explain this image

r4y054Q.jpg
>is not a greentext image
>thinks it should be in Image Thread
>Still thinks babybacon is the new shadowwolf
>and a slut
 
>Be in English world literature class
>Read the Epic of Gilgamesh
>shit's ok, pretty good for Babylonians
>Gets to part where Gilgamesh falls asleep for 7 days
>lol
>immortal man's wife bakes loaves of bread each day to show to gilgamesh how long he slept (seriously go read the story, this shit actually makes sense with the context)
>eyes gettin pretty tired
>text is blurring together
>"fuck it, nap time"
>sleeps for maybe 20 minutes in class
>decent puddle of drool forms
>wakes up, feels something on my head
>Loaf of Bread
>thefuck.jpeg
>look around room to find students been replaced with loaves of bread
>fuckin twilight zone shit up in here
>note on the board: "You've been asleep for two months. the bread is proof you fucking slacker."
>lets it all sink in.
>goes back to sleep.
 
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