Mincraft & Forum Marriages

[Clayto1332]

I'm sure we can work something out.

 

[foxzm]

for those wishing to marry please submit a private message with the following info

Names:
Ranks:
Reason:
When:

and send a $15 check to me so i can ummmm u know make the paperwork happen XD

 

[batteofomega4]

I guess it would be fun to marry someone....Anyone want to marry me

 

[Audi]

@RSMV - I'm totally up for a menage a trois.

 

[konflakes]

My penis is married to my hand :foreveralone:
"Lightsaber" battle anyone?

 

[Melexiious]

@Vorsies
Make that a 4 way?

 

[Casham]

The fawk?

 

[Squeebz]

Marriage is walking into the bedroom to find Godlib, with the bathroom door wide open, on the toilet focused intently on shitting his brains out and continue on with whatever I was doing despite the smell of a thousand dead salmon and tuna drenched in rancid hot sauce. Do you really want something like that?

 

[TheGurw]

@Squeebz I just got that image burned into my brain. I will forever picture your husband on a toilet shitting out salmon, tuna, and hot sauce; with an extremely focused expression on his face.

 

[Ozy]

I am deeply offended that I never get invited to these marriage ceremonies. Is it because I always cry?

 

[Ekatski]

Pssstt, I'm forever available!

 

[Ustulo]

I'm also forever available!

 

[DutchCheese]

i'm available since an hour ago!
wait..... fuck ;_;

 

[Kc006]

Ok this is fucking sad.

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

We used to do marriages in RepoChat (chatroom for fans of Repo! The Genetic Opera). By the time I left, I had eight or nine wives. Maybe ten. I lost count.

 

[mcfar45]

@faerie You are such a polygamist

 

[Cathykiddo]

@Squeebz Delicious thing to read while I'm eating a tuna fish sandwich

 

[Squeebz]

If it makes you feel any better, he had sushi the night before....Oh wait that probably does nothing. Carry on.

 

[Audi]

So, the jury's out.
Beese, Willy, Projecto, Gurw, Cathy, Godlib and I will all get married in North Korea and work in a ramen factory.

NEW AGE, MY FURENDS

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

Oh mcfar, you have no idea. Pix and I were married when we went to high school together. Leashes were involved.