Monster mosquitoes poised to strike Florida

[Marioman543216]

One of the most ferocious insects you've ever heard of — it's the size of a quarter and its painful bite has been compared to being knifed — is set to invade Florida this summer.The Sunshine State, already home to man-eating sinkholes, invading Burmese pythons, swarming sharks, tropical storms and other disasters, can expect to see an explosion of shaggy-haired gallinippers (Psorophora ciliata), a type of giant mosquito, according to entomologist Phil Kaufman of the University of Florida.

Damn.. A Bite Just as a Knife? Goodness..

 

[Godliberator]

I think I will be fine. I watched all the Starship Trooper movies. I am pretty sure that makes me an expert in bug eradication.

 

[JerzeyLegend]

 

[oozinator]

killitwithfire.jpg

No need for such brute force tactics.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

I think I will be fine. I watched all the Starship Trooper movies. I am pretty sure that makes me an expert in bug eradication.

If you made it through ALL of the starship troopers games, I consider you lucky to not be brain dead.

 

[oozinator]

Semi-related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETjZKOX7dRE#t=12m39s

And

 

[digitalzombie]

glad I don't live in Florida

 

[FaerieInCombatBoots]

My plan is working then...
*rubs hands together*

 

[MagicForDummies]

Africanized bees used to attack America. But then Morgan Freeman narrated so that it may not exist and harm another human being.

Trust in Morgan Freeman.

 

[Mightythedj23]

for once i'm glad i'm not south.

 

[Godliberator]

If you made it through ALL of the starship troopers games, I consider you lucky to not be brain dead.

To be honest, the first one is the one that matters...the rest are there to show random mutations or variations in bug genealogies.

 

[Bored]

I hate the Asian Tiger mosquito that leaves the huge welts... They are sooooo annoying compared to the big brown mosquitos we have in TN.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Florida should start taking strict action......

 

[Melexiious]

I would like to comment on how lucky I am to live in Australia.
But then I realized I live in Australia.

 

[TheGurw]

So, Florida is getting miniaturized Aussie skeeters? Sweet.


EDIT: Fucking boomer ninjas.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

To be honest, the first one is the one that matters...the rest are there to show random mutations or variations in bug genealogies.

I can agree with the first one being awesome... but anything after that... so bad.

 

[turner534]

What a wonderful Summer I will have this year. -_-

 

[that_taco_guy]

I'll just add this to the

List of Reasons Why I'm Glad I'm Not in America and Why Ecuador is Awesome Vol. 2.​

^_^

 

[xHallucinationx]

fml

 

[NewspaperCrane]

I'll just add this to the

List of Reasons Why I'm Glad I'm Not in America and Why Ecuador is Awesome Vol. 2.​

^_^

Try not to get Malaria.