My Cat will Reply to everyone on this thread.

Hang on, let me get my other dog to type for me.
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Ah, yes. This is indeed a glorious thread.
 
I would like to inform you all that my previous posts have not been my own work. You see, my owner believes that us felines are of lower intelligence and do not know how to type or speak for ourselves. She would place me upon the keyboard and for her amusement I would do various cat things to peak her interest. I would lick my nethers and scratch myself, and even sometimes I would sit upon that warm typing contraption to warm my buttocks. I do apologize for my neanderthal-ish behavior as it is previously stated.


- Cat
 
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