NEW GAME "Dependent Phrases" Version 1

[drsheep]

which depends on if cacao beans are in season.

 

[BlackoutGames]

Which depends if your Willy Wonka

 

[drsheep]

Which depends on the amount of acid it takes for Willy Wonka to think he's a butterfly.

 

[rileyper]

which depends if you can take a sunrise, Sprinkle it with dew, Cover it in chocolate, And a miracle or two?

Spoiler

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
And make the strawberry lemon pie?

Children:
The candyman?

Bill:
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman
Children:
Willy Wonka can

Bill:
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
Cause the candyman thinks it should

 

[drsheep]

Which depends on if you can take a poooooo.

 

[Wooty]

which depends on how much laxative you added to your strawberry shake

 

[InvaderKewl]

which depends on how much you throw up from being lactose intolerant and allergic to strawberries.

 

[Malinax]

Which depends on if how much your stomach can hold.

 

[drsheep]

which depends if you are Donny Osmond.

 

[rileyper]

which depends if your Marie

 

[InvaderKewl]

which depends on the osmond family reunion ever happening again on tv

 

[drsheep]

Which depends if InvaderKewl can threaten a T.V producer enough to actually re-run that.

 

[rileyper]

which depends if in russia tv producer can threaten you by making you watch the re-runs

 

[drsheep]

which depends if you're in Soviet Russia, where re-runs threaten YOUUUUU!

 

[Marsh653]

which depends on if life is even life or is it all an illusion?

 

[Wooty]

which depends on how convincing a mirror can be

 

[Marsh653]

Which depends on if you are a goat.

 

[Brooklyn11218]

which depends on if you have a goatee

 

[BlackoutGames]

which depends if you like to watch goatsee

 

[Wooty]

which depends on if you are a freak