Not for the squeamish...

Clayto1332

Clayto1332

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So I went on a camping trip last weekend to a fishing lake in North Central Texas. Of course I did a bit of fishing but my buddy that had been there before said there was a tree down river with a rope swing and steps screwed on up to the top of the tree. I jumped out of the top of the giant tree a few times and was feeling pretty macho. I thought "why don't we swim back to our campsite". About halfway back, the girls gave up and swam to shore. About the time I got done calling them "poons" for giving up, I took a shortcut through some shallow water in a cat-tail peninsula type thing and felt a sharp pain the the heel of my left foot. Low and behold I have a fishing lure hanging out of my foot... My buddy tried to pull it out while we were in the water but it was sunk in past the barb so I had to swim to shore with this thing flapping around in the water. I got my friend's pocket knife and tried for an hour to cut it out enough to where I could yank it out but to no avial, I had to push it through. I ended up getting a bad infection and had to go to the hospital. Enjoy the pictures.
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Clayto1332 said:
So I went on a camping trip last weekend to a fishing lake in North Central Texas. Of course I did a bit of fishing but my buddy that had been there before said there was a tree down river with a rope swing and steps screwed on up to the top of the tree. I jumped out of the top of the giant tree a few times and was feeling pretty macho. I thought "why don't we swim back to our campsite". About halfway back, the girls gave up and swam to shore. About the time I got done calling them "poons" for giving up, I took a shortcut through some shallow water in a cat-tail peninsula type thing and felt a sharp pain the the heel of my left foot. Low and behold I have a fishing lure hanging out of my foot... My buddy tried to pull it out while we were in the water but it was sunk in past the barb so I had to swim to shore with this thing flapping around in the water. I got my friend's pocket knife and tried for an hour to cut it out enough to where I could yank it out but to no avial, I had to push it through. I ended up getting a bad infection and had to go to the hospital. Enjoy the pictures.View attachment 107850
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Looks like you caught a live one!

(Wow that was bad)
 
The soles of your feet look so soft and smooth...if you overlook that hideous lure poking out of one of them.
 
Clayto1332 said:
So I went on a camping trip last weekend to a fishing lake in North Central Texas. Of course I did a bit of fishing but my buddy that had been there before said there was a tree down river with a rope swing and steps screwed on up to the top of the tree. I jumped out of the top of the giant tree a few times and was feeling pretty macho. I thought "why don't we swim back to our campsite". About halfway back, the girls gave up and swam to shore. About the time I got done calling them "poons" for giving up, I took a shortcut through some shallow water in a cat-tail peninsula type thing and felt a sharp pain the the heel of my left foot. Low and behold I have a fishing lure hanging out of my foot... My buddy tried to pull it out while we were in the water but it was sunk in past the barb so I had to swim to shore with this thing flapping around in the water. I got my friend's pocket knife and tried for an hour to cut it out enough to where I could yank it out but to no avial, I had to push it through. I ended up getting a bad infection and had to go to the hospital. Enjoy the pictures.View attachment 107850
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Just looking at that makes me feel like i'm in pain. O_O
 
NewspaperCrane said:
I've never heard that used like that in my life. I've heard people refer to getting some "Poon"... referring to acquiring Coitus.

At the same time I can't imagine a female wanting to be called that.
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Well, it's kinda like you wouldn't necessarily call someone of African / American or Aborginial descent a 'nigger'.
It's a pretty socially incorrect term, but some chicks don't mind it.
I mean, personally, I don't.
But then again, I'm too busy fondling Beese's crotch to notice the poon.
You see?
Projecto said:
That explains a lot..
Beese used that word in a conversation with me once and I thought it sounded cool. Being the smart ass motherfucker I am, I was all "OH BOY NEW WORD USE IT EVERYWHERE EVEN IN ENGLISH CLASS!!"
Lesson: Do not use words you learn from Beese in a discussion about Siddartha.
My teacher was not amused.
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Was he talking about me then?
 
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