DarkPrime25
Well-Known Member
Once twice there potato was can swallow sit fart. But my grandma plucks apples out of donkeys mouth like they are bananas punching trees. And yet flabbergasted penquins fling frozen yogurt while sniopahs defecate. Meth sucks. Inflames cinnamon with rain gives cupcakes boys extreme chaples herpes. Then Turtwigs rather Wootybootie gave pingu some head. But yes.
Yesterday, today, something, somewhere, happened. Everyone ejaculates all over toothpaste where dwarfs play with flying hands and living in the mineshaft. And wtf noobs. Biscuits with gravy are scrotumlicious. Nukes overheat vaporizing everyone and anyone who herped. Then dragons came into buckets. Cathykiddo turned over burgers and nyan ca-walruses ate lazers and blew bubbles which killed monsters Pyro spawned.
Thousands of monkeys throw firebombs at people wearing thongs and swimmers. These gamers play pacman only to see people eating small snails brains. We will, fondle the camel's little nipples and eyes. Obama says "shoot Hilary Clinton up in space lol" KABOOM!
Then GLaDOS Ratmans the chell until ponies devour rainbows in time. A rabbit named Wooty banned EVERYONE. If potatoes ate water, they incinerate obsidian. Joe Biden faps silently everyday to gorillas without chewing gum erotically flying enderdragons. Semen for president Nixon was toxic and sticky.
Testicles are removed and yummy magical flamingos appear only once before a sodomist killed Schwarzeneggar's girlfriend.
THE END. Or is scrotum?
Acculy is nipples. Therefore pudding third murdered Donvittorio with DOLAN bagel-titjobs. Basically bagels like eating tiny ostriches. Holy buttsecks Batman's ballsack! was hairy Mary was bald assed and drank disinfectant through a dead cat yummy pineapple spank. Epic pudding cups of bull-semen mixed with derp-juice contains batman's balls' juices. Squirtle squirts her squirty squirt at Squirtville.
On may 4th, midichlorians will replicate landsharks to onion's bowl of Cheerios smell like ass with attitude.
Captain Caveman did not poop bricks unless Pyro vision stopped screaming like faggots. Unfortunately, Spider-man's Web-tits were floppy so Superman couldn't ejaculate EVERYWHERE. Disney FTW! Suddenly, Mickey Rourke makes horses for Lauren Faust named Fluffy. Rourke and Faust drank vodka while Superman befriended a coconut. Rape Ape educated zebras make ice to oozinator slaps hoes, pimps, tangos. Four woodchucks died.
In Derpy Land, yams party hard liquor is quicker then.
Since no one is replying anymore. The end is neigh-saying. A lameducks waddled toward whiskey, drank it, died. Necros punched a falcon, but falcon-punched innocent dolphins pooped keyboards with no vowels. Rape. hell. Boobaloobies! Whatever...
...Titty Sprinkles with pancakes.
FIN. Nope. Yep. Mehbeh. Buttsecks. Needs farting penguins.
Anyway, it's mandatory to fondle Casham's coconuts everyday while licking juicy feces. Also, Sentinal-Prime immolated you sideways with squishy gel booterscoo.
Billy goats eat babies. Damashki loves Nordic's face being penis-like. The Licky Lick Lickitung has licked to Jesus Penis. Suddenly, bananas stabbed brantbren's balls with potatoes. Konflakes eats cornflakes! Oh darling, you make me hard. Mario gives Daisy handjobs eloping Canada in wheelbarrows. Options are not currently available for new users that wank.
Indubitably, Cdr. Shepard undressed the queen of nothing because she humped obama.
Shaving Johnny's balls takes balls that are made of cheese and plays with my creeper's balls and shaft.
Mexican creepypasta tastes better with Slenderman and chutney. Suddenly, banana boobs appear on Garrus while Shepard takes photos. Meanwhile, back in the past, there fapped baboons anal hole. So Garrus licked envelopes made of semen. Lolwut? ChrisRo murdered a hooker with swag; stored guava inside her closet creeper. Toilets speaking Swahili stabbed Toguro in the toe jam; BONK! went the Gurw. Santa beat Gamer's chicken with elastic dildos while Toguro plays with KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!! And *BUMP*, this penis flew singing "Into Eternity" for a coconut. BUT NOPE. Without balls of cheese dildos. Sandusky shat bricks into honeybooboochild's mouth when he ate clay as Ezio. Buttons flew irregularly jerrymcghoulberry had Peter spread butter slowly onto beese, when suddenly Hulk shat anal beads that could blind deaf erection. Therefore vagina was very ultra-mega-super-duper-hyper with other vaginas. Fluttershy's beastiality aroused Cathykiddo's flamingos, which yes. Turds rose from your stone dirt. Bane batmanned Batman batmanliciously. With the help of Canacona, Patchouli destroyed all bananas within Sun. Karkat exploded. Spongebob exploded. TNT was detonated with Spongebob.
Alas, Atlas masturbated to P-body erotically. Apple ipad kamehameha'd Obama into OBLIVION!!!!! Hilary Duff ships cocaine to moon. Suddenly, Pee-Wee herman spewed semen violently. Nothing evolved balls, mankind failed epicly at creating babies. Everyone died. Bracabrad killed them.
Meanwhile, Gamzee smoked wacky-tobacky prostates because Hitler loves MLP fleshlights. THQ suddenly
Yesterday, today, something, somewhere, happened. Everyone ejaculates all over toothpaste where dwarfs play with flying hands and living in the mineshaft. And wtf noobs. Biscuits with gravy are scrotumlicious. Nukes overheat vaporizing everyone and anyone who herped. Then dragons came into buckets. Cathykiddo turned over burgers and nyan ca-walruses ate lazers and blew bubbles which killed monsters Pyro spawned.
Thousands of monkeys throw firebombs at people wearing thongs and swimmers. These gamers play pacman only to see people eating small snails brains. We will, fondle the camel's little nipples and eyes. Obama says "shoot Hilary Clinton up in space lol" KABOOM!
Then GLaDOS Ratmans the chell until ponies devour rainbows in time. A rabbit named Wooty banned EVERYONE. If potatoes ate water, they incinerate obsidian. Joe Biden faps silently everyday to gorillas without chewing gum erotically flying enderdragons. Semen for president Nixon was toxic and sticky.
Testicles are removed and yummy magical flamingos appear only once before a sodomist killed Schwarzeneggar's girlfriend.
THE END. Or is scrotum?
Acculy is nipples. Therefore pudding third murdered Donvittorio with DOLAN bagel-titjobs. Basically bagels like eating tiny ostriches. Holy buttsecks Batman's ballsack! was hairy Mary was bald assed and drank disinfectant through a dead cat yummy pineapple spank. Epic pudding cups of bull-semen mixed with derp-juice contains batman's balls' juices. Squirtle squirts her squirty squirt at Squirtville.
On may 4th, midichlorians will replicate landsharks to onion's bowl of Cheerios smell like ass with attitude.
Captain Caveman did not poop bricks unless Pyro vision stopped screaming like faggots. Unfortunately, Spider-man's Web-tits were floppy so Superman couldn't ejaculate EVERYWHERE. Disney FTW! Suddenly, Mickey Rourke makes horses for Lauren Faust named Fluffy. Rourke and Faust drank vodka while Superman befriended a coconut. Rape Ape educated zebras make ice to oozinator slaps hoes, pimps, tangos. Four woodchucks died.
In Derpy Land, yams party hard liquor is quicker then.
Since no one is replying anymore. The end is neigh-saying. A lameducks waddled toward whiskey, drank it, died. Necros punched a falcon, but falcon-punched innocent dolphins pooped keyboards with no vowels. Rape. hell. Boobaloobies! Whatever...
...Titty Sprinkles with pancakes.
FIN. Nope. Yep. Mehbeh. Buttsecks. Needs farting penguins.
Anyway, it's mandatory to fondle Casham's coconuts everyday while licking juicy feces. Also, Sentinal-Prime immolated you sideways with squishy gel booterscoo.
Billy goats eat babies. Damashki loves Nordic's face being penis-like. The Licky Lick Lickitung has licked to Jesus Penis. Suddenly, bananas stabbed brantbren's balls with potatoes. Konflakes eats cornflakes! Oh darling, you make me hard. Mario gives Daisy handjobs eloping Canada in wheelbarrows. Options are not currently available for new users that wank.
Indubitably, Cdr. Shepard undressed the queen of nothing because she humped obama.
Shaving Johnny's balls takes balls that are made of cheese and plays with my creeper's balls and shaft.
Mexican creepypasta tastes better with Slenderman and chutney. Suddenly, banana boobs appear on Garrus while Shepard takes photos. Meanwhile, back in the past, there fapped baboons anal hole. So Garrus licked envelopes made of semen. Lolwut? ChrisRo murdered a hooker with swag; stored guava inside her closet creeper. Toilets speaking Swahili stabbed Toguro in the toe jam; BONK! went the Gurw. Santa beat Gamer's chicken with elastic dildos while Toguro plays with KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!! And *BUMP*, this penis flew singing "Into Eternity" for a coconut. BUT NOPE. Without balls of cheese dildos. Sandusky shat bricks into honeybooboochild's mouth when he ate clay as Ezio. Buttons flew irregularly jerrymcghoulberry had Peter spread butter slowly onto beese, when suddenly Hulk shat anal beads that could blind deaf erection. Therefore vagina was very ultra-mega-super-duper-hyper with other vaginas. Fluttershy's beastiality aroused Cathykiddo's flamingos, which yes. Turds rose from your stone dirt. Bane batmanned Batman batmanliciously. With the help of Canacona, Patchouli destroyed all bananas within Sun. Karkat exploded. Spongebob exploded. TNT was detonated with Spongebob.
Alas, Atlas masturbated to P-body erotically. Apple ipad kamehameha'd Obama into OBLIVION!!!!! Hilary Duff ships cocaine to moon. Suddenly, Pee-Wee herman spewed semen violently. Nothing evolved balls, mankind failed epicly at creating babies. Everyone died. Bracabrad killed them.
Meanwhile, Gamzee smoked wacky-tobacky prostates because Hitler loves MLP fleshlights. THQ suddenly
