The fastest dying thread

[TheGurw]

This thread is now "The fastest escalating thread".

 

[Darth_Purrface]

I keep the necromancy intact with some of my magic!

 

[TheGurw]

I cast a healing spell to destroy your legions of undead threads. This immortal thread passes unscathed but you take a -14 penalty to necromancy for the next 11 days.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Fool!

This will not be the last time you see me! I will summon the largest horde of undead threads to overrun your pathetic forum! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TheGurw]

I will not stand for this! *sits down*

 

[canacona]

Finally dead. For 20 days. Yay.

 

[moondoggy23]

Finally dead. For 20 days. Yay.

21 days, guy.

 

[canacona]

yesterday it was 20 days

 

[moondoggy23]

If you don't count the day the last post was made on the thread. Which would make you a communist. Or crazy. Or a Nazi. Or a crazy communist Nazi.

 

[canacona]

hmm

 

[moondoggy23]

Yeah, think about that.

 

[canacona]

ok i will

 

[TheGurw]

No.

 

[Patchouli]

No.

 

[brantbren]

Wait this thread is at risk of dying?

 

[lacar1601]

Looking back at the first page, this is probably the only "active" (said with extremely loose definition) thread that was first created when :trollface: was a thing.

Zombie thread is old zombie.

 

[StTheo]

For the longest time, I was more familiar with George Carlin as the narrator of a children's television show than anything else.

 

[moondoggy23]

For the longest time, I was more familiar with George Carlin as the narrator of a children's television show than anything else.

YES. He also narrated old Thomas The Tank Engine shows. We've got a DVD for moonpuppy with episodes narrated by him and Alec Baldwin.

 

[StTheo]

My iPhone 4S was killed by an evil, rampaging washing machine, so I used a family member's old iPhone 4 while I wait for the 6 to come out. It hadn't been updated since January, and was suspiciously faster than my 4S was when it was alive.

 

[canacona]

Dead for 6 days.

If you don't count the day the last post was made on the thread. Which would make you a communist. Or crazy. Or a Nazi. Or a crazy communist Nazi.

It is 6 days. Not 7.