The ultimate T9k cooking thread.

[bearb704]

I love this thread!!!! Everything looks sooo yummy!!!!

 

[Squeebz]

That's why you should never bake/cook when tired. I was making sweet potato puree for my son late one night and I was tired and cranky so I wound up burning out the motor of our blender.

Well I really didn't have a choice as I was inadvertently thrown into a "Unofficial Official Office Bake-off" by Godlib....Good news though...

 

[MagicForDummies]

Sigh... look at all these difficult and expensive food stuffs.

Here's something even a 12 year old could make. For cheap. You know.
I'm cheap.

If you have a slow cooker/crockpot/crackpot dump these in

7 chicken drumsticks. $4
5 diced potatoes $2
5 cut carrots $0.50
5 onions cut into quarters? $1
3 mugs of water $---

Meh. Put in on "Low" and wait 5/6 hours i guess...

mix in a tablespoon of vegetable/chicken stock and soy sauce and you got food for 4 days.

I guess you could add more stock if it tastes bland. So the grand total is about $8. That's 4 meals.
You could eat it with rice because I do that too (I get 8 meals). Add 1 teaspoon of tumeric powder and some homebrand frozen vegetables (Every Australian knows homebrand)

I found my slow-cooker out on someone's driveway with a cardboard cutout that said "free stuff".

That was destiny right there. I knew we were meant for each other the day I first saw her.

 

[Audi]

Sigh... look at all these difficult and expensive food stuffs.

Here's something even a 12 year old could make. For cheap. You know.
I'm cheap.

If you have a slow cooker/crockpot/crackpot dump these in

7 chicken drumsticks. $4
5 diced potatoes $2
5 cut carrots $0.50
5 onions cut into quarters? $1
3 mugs of water $---

Meh. Put in on "Low" and wait 5/6 hours i guess...

mix in a tablespoon of vegetable/chicken stock and soy sauce and you got food for 4 days.

I guess you could add more stock if it tastes bland. So the grand total is about $8. That's 4 meals.
You could eat it with rice because I do that too (I get 8 meals). Add 1 teaspoon of tumeric powder and some homebrand frozen vegetables (Every Australian knows homebrand)

I found my slow-cooker out on someone's driveway with a cardboard cutout that said "free stuff".

That was destiny right there. I knew we were meant for each other the day I first saw her.

Dunno about you, but your vegetables seem a bit cheap.
Also you don't even need to worry about other vegetables, potato is master race.

LISTEN UP KIDS I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK FOR CHEAP FOR REAL

If you've got a microwave you can do anything

1 x block of Japanese prefried tofu = $2.50
1 x packet of homebrand frozen vegetables = $3
1 x packet of rice (use Uncle Bens if you need to nigga) = $2
water if you're not going to Uncle Bennify

DONE AN' DUSTED

MICROWAVE VEGETABRU
MICROWAVE RICE DESU
MICROWAVE TOFU DAYO
MIX ALL TOGETHER IN AN EMPTY ICECREAM CONTAINER AND MICROWAVE AGAIN

ZAP BAM

instant meal that's also vegan5you

ADD STOCK POWDER IF YOU NEED TO BECAUSE CHICKEN STOCK POWDER TASTES GREAT
MIX IN A DEAD POSSUM IF YOU'RE ESPECIALLY PEKOPEKO

10/10

 

[Lemonallday]

Also you don't even need to worry about other vegetables, potato is master race.

This man knows how to cook!

 

[RioDeal]

I made this soup for my wife when she was sick and came from the hospital. Its chicken soup with a little cuban spice.

I added some Angel hair on top, i'm using a pressure cooker.
And have on the side club crackers with the soup and you'll be in tip top shape in no time

 

[Squeebz]

Panda Express's Sweet Fire Chicken Breast ala Squeebz
It was just too far to drive to get a little container of this so I made some.

 

[Stratadon]

I made a massive pork roast...

4 Pound Pork Tenderloin, trimmed and butterflied.
1 Pound of kale, blanched.
Covered with porsciutto.

Filling:
Porcini Mushrooms.
Chopped Apple.
Caramelized Onions.
Ground Pork.
Rosemary.
Thyme.
Garlic.
Salt.
Pepper.

Baked for just over an hour.

 

[Casham]

I made a massive pork roast...

4 Pound Pork Tenderloin, trimmed and butterflied.
1 Pound of kale, blanched.
Covered with porsciutto.

Filling:
Porcini Mushrooms.
Chopped Apple.
Caramelized Onions.
Ground Pork.
Rosemary.
Thyme.
Garlic.
Salt.
Pepper.

Baked for just over an hour.

Nom

 

[Stratadon]

Nom

The total cost of the meal was around $27. I bought almost everything on sale and it makes around 12 portions. If I make a small salad to go with it each day, I can have an incredible meal every night for just over $2.

 

[ChibaMasato]

So.... I made Baked Ziti. .w.

 

[Patchouli]

So.... I made Baked Ziti. .w.

Besides the fact that I hate tomatoes, that looks good.

Though that's Rotini, not Ziti

 

[ChibaMasato]

Besides the fact that I hate tomatoes, that looks good.

Though that's Rotini, not Ziti

Had to make do with what I had. Also, not all of that is tomato. Some bits are linguiça. :3

 

[Squeebz]

Made this the other day for Godlib, Spinach and Three Cheese Tortellini with a home made Alfredo sauce.

 

[Shadicx]

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Made this the other day for Godlib, Spinach and Three Cheese Tortellini with a home made Alfredo sauce.

That's my kind of meal! What did you use in the Alfredo sauce?

 

[bearb704]

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Made this the other day for Godlib, Spinach and Three Cheese Tortellini with a home made Alfredo sauce.

Mmmmmmmmm

 

[Stratadon]

That's my kind of meal! What did you use in the Alfredo sauce?

They kidnapped Alfredo, the poor little Italian boy from the restaurant down the street and blended him up.

 

[Squeebz]

That's my kind of meal! What did you use in the Alfredo sauce?

Real real simple, just heavy cream, butter, and parmigiano.

 

[Squeebz]

Teriyaki Salmon with brown rice and steamed asparagus.

I haven't made anything fish related for Godlib in a while.

 

[Fdbl]

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Teriyaki Salmon with brown rice and steamed asparagus.

I haven't made anything fish related for Godlib in a while.