True Story

[CaptainGinyu]

Run on sentence.

 

[im3nuron]

 

[moondoggy23]

Run on sentence.

Don't be jelly.

 

[Godliberator]

When I was young, my parents were brutally tortured with a Tupperware party. They were berated with poor grammar, misuse of participles, and almost unrecognizable sentence structure. Since then, they have been unable to utter a simple phrase without messing up a verb, or giving a noun incorrect tense. I swore long ago I would combat poor English with wonderfully written and verbose stories, creating a sense of mild to moderate enjoyment out of the reader, and a sense of minute awe. With intense training; writing in numerous message boards, getting a college degree in History, I've been able to hone my skills and combat this atrocity one post at a time.

I don't understand the co-relation between tupperware and grammar.

 

[moondoggy23]

I don't understand the co-relation between tupperware and grammar.

It says so in the second sentence. They were tortured! Y U NO READ MY PROSE??

 

[Godliberator]

It says so in the second sentence. They were tortured! Y U NO READ MY PROSE??

well I read it, but as torture devices go really, tupperware just does not really seem like it would give the greatest effect. I mean you can do soooo much more with a good pair of needlenose pliers.

 

[Fdbl]

well I read it, but as torture devices go really, tupperware just does not really seem like it would give the greatest effect. I mean you can do soooo much more with a good pair of needlenose pliers.