Urging all Americans

[mikeymagic]

I wish i could honestly take part in this however it's up to america to make my dreams come true.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...d-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

 

[rsmv2you]

 

[ChrisRo_96]

Did somebody say PokeBall?

Err.. I mean Death Star?

 

[Pasaria]

I wish i could honestly take part in this however it's up to america to make my dreams come true.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...d-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

You can still sign it. Just create a whitehouse.gov account with fake info.

 

[TheGurw]

What even?

 

[bbgunshot]

Agreement: Yes meatbags, I consider this a very wise choice indeed. The use of such a technology could prove to be a very useful tool of destructi- err I mean defense.

 

[mikeymagic]

What even?

even. sign it.

 

[Creeper]

The Death Star has been estimated to cost several quadrillions of dollars to build.

If only the whole world had even a tenth of that money.

 

[mikeymagic]

The Death Star has been estimated to cost several quadrillions of dollars to build.

If only the whole world had even a tenth of that money.

sign the thing and make it happen

 

[Creeper]

sign the thing and make it happen

We'll make money because america fuck yeah

 

[MiniCacti]

I hope this gets to 25,000. I would like to see the White House respond to it; hopefully along the lines of, "But he asks the impossible, we need more men..."

 

[oozinator]

Pranks on the Government: Because the gears of bureaucracy turn so fast already.


Also, for this to happen, the Republic will have to become the Empire.
Just sayin'.

 

[mountainboy965]

I signed it.

 

[thee_pro]

 

[Darth_Purrface]

........ A death star? Well, if it helps us keep the aliens away... yea I guess....

 

[avroom]

You Americans are weird people

 

[katphish]

You weird people are Americans.

 

[moondoggy23]

You people are weird Americans.

 

[GreenEarth]

it's okay, Ben Bernanke will print more money and then we'll make it

 

[Zakkon]

Protip: seal the exhaust vent, really hard, and try to keep the blueprints safe from Kyle Katarn.