Whelp, time to burn the house down

[Wooty]

Checked my security cameras this morning.

 

[StTheo]

I don't get it :/

 

[Wooty]

I don't get it :/

There is a giant mutant bug somewhere in the proximity that needs to be destroyed immediately.

 

[TheGurw]

That thing is only a couple inches. Teeny.

 

[Wooty]

That thing is only a couple inches. Teeny.

I SAW IT, IT WAS LIKE 20 FEET LONG

 

[StTheo]

It looks like a praying mantis. Those are pretty cool. Lucky.

 

[amaterasu]

I think it's better to produce a small black hole than just to burn it.

 

[TheGurw]

I SAW IT, IT WAS LIKE 20 FEET LONG

STOP WHINING WE HAVE MOSQUITOS FORTY METRES LONG NOT COUNTING PROBOSCIS

 

[Pyrhos]

PROBOSCIS

I love that word.

Anyways, its not that big of a deal, it's just a bug. Then again, Potato Bugs freak me out a lot, so um, I'll just show myself the door.

 

[NewspaperCrane]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

[Bored]

Would've been better if it actually said something. *Audio on external camera for spying on the neighbors?*

 

[David]

THEY ARE EVOLVING

 

[NewspaperCrane]

SUMMON GODZILLA. MOTHRA HAS COME TO TEXAS.

 

[Melexiious]

Aww, he just wants a hug.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

I dunno, it looks kinda cute...

 

[avroom]

RIP Sonic's whole neighbourhood

 

[Skryter]

I'd be disturbed, that is if Australia didn't have a fuck-ton of deadly animals/insects bigger and smaller than that Mantis.