Yo mama jokes.

[nick37332001]

Tell all the yo mama jokes you all know

 

[nick37332001]

Yo mama is so short, that even when she smoked weed, she can't get tall...

 

[nick37332001]

Yo mama so fat that she fell to hell while walking the stairway to heaven

 

[nick37332001]

Yo mama hips so wide that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes of the walking dead

 

[Vincent2128]

Yo mama spent so much time trolling the forums that she made this thread

 

[nick37332001]

Yo mama so bad at trolling that she got trolled while trolling

 

[nick37332001]

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a iphone, it became a ipad

 

[avroom]

Yo mama so dumb, she doesn't even know an edit button exists.

[edit]
But seriously though, whether you're 12 or not, it doesn't give you a right to troll the forums.

[edit2]
If you want serious answers, fine.
Your mother is so fat, she makes passport pics with google earth.

 

[Audi]

The quality of these jokes is pretty sketchy.
I also have mixed feelings regarding those double / triple posts.
But okay.

Yo' mama's so dumb, she tries to put MnM's in alphabetical order

 

[csimiami14]

Yo momma so dumb, she thinks yo momma jokes are actually still funny...

 

[brantbren]

Yo' mama's so dumb, she tries to put MnM's in alphabetical order

So many good memories from the Johnny Bravo Chirstmas special rushed back to me after hearing that.

I'll just post this video and call it good

 

[Beaubonic]

So many good memories from the Johnny Bravo Chirstmas special rushed back to me after hearing that.

I'll just post this video and call it good

1... 2... Type 2 Diabetes! Ahahah~ Wait, that's not funny...

 

[brantbren]

1... 2... Type 2 Diabetes! Ahahah~ Wait, that's not funny...

Neither are Yo mama jokes, but I still wanted to contribute.

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

 

[Beaubonic]

Neither are Yo mama jokes, but I still wanted to contribute.

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

 

[brantbren]

 

[katphish]

Yo momma so fat, it took 4 days for me to tell a joke about her.

 

[nick37332001]

Yo mama so stupid that she ate a piece of shit

 

[thee_pro]

Yo mama so stupid that she ate a piece of shit

Do you even realize that posts like that make you look extremely immature? And that people will get the impression that you are a rude troll that isn't posting useful things.

Yeah, normally I'd say quit while you are ahead, but we're pretty far past that point aren't we?

 

[Cpt__Duck]

Neither are Yo mama jokes, but I still wanted to contribute.

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

*singing* everybody
needs somebody
everybody
needs sombody to love

 

[Creeper]

You moma so fat, she relies on government money!

Wait, that's sad.