Ustulo
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You wish for an elephant, but get elephantiasis.You wish for a cold beer and some chips but you get frozen chips and a warm beer
i wish for an elephant
I wish I had gotten the 500th post on this thread.
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You wish for an elephant, but get elephantiasis.You wish for a cold beer and some chips but you get frozen chips and a warm beer
i wish for an elephant
You wish for a bigger and better kitchen, but your parrot dies and you have to pay money to a witch to resurrect it, but the black magic kills you.You wish for the 500th post on this thread but your wagon broke down costing you 5 days and you died from Dystentary.
I wish for a bigger and better kitchen.
Ustulo said:You wish for a bigger and better kitchen, but your parrot dies and you have to pay money to a witch to resurrect it, but the black magic kills you.
I wish that my girlfriend wasn't a cheerleader.
You wish for a bigger and better kitchen, but your parrot dies and you have to pay money to a witch to resurrect it, but the black magic kills you.
It made my day....You killed my parrot and then me, you're Heartless! XD Hahaha
You wish for permission to grant permission to grant permission, but you only get permission to give permission.You wish your girlfriend wasn't a cheerleader so she quits and becomes a fat slob.
I wish for permission to grant permission to grant permission!
Ustulo said:You wish for permission to grant permission to grant permission, but you only get permission to give permission.
I wish for zombie parrot and zombie squeebz as a butler!
You wish for a personal army of ninja kittens, but they get zombified when trying to catch a zombie bird, and they eat your face and you become a zombie.You wish for a zombie parrot and zombie squeebz as a butler, but the first escaped and zombified all the birds at the local aviary, and the latter quit because you lacked sufficient brains for payment.
I wish for my own personal army of ninja kittens.
You wish for gay bacon, but get Canadian Bacon (same thing)Answering yourself... :foreveralone:
You wish you weren't stuck in an abandoned mineshaft. But you are.
I wish for gay bacon.
You wish for gay bacon, but get Canadian Bacon (same thing)
I wish for some of Squeebz' Cuban Style Picadillo!
You wish for Dutch Cheese, but get that disgusting American Cheese.too bad, you get a potato
I wish cheese, the Dutch kind
Ustulo said:You wish for Dutch Cheese, but get that disgusting American Cheese.
I wish for the potato Dutch gave me wasn't so lumpy and that it dug holes.
oozinator said:You wish for a non-lumpy potato from Dutch that dug holes, but you got one from oozinator instead. It wasn't lumpy, and it digs holes. But it wasn't a potato.
Long story short, it was a grenade... without the pin... and the fuse was short.
I wish for hot, busty maidens bathing in a huge chocolate fondue fountain.
You wish for edible autumn leaves but they were lying all dirty on the ground ewww.You wish for hot busty maidens bathing in a huge chocolate fondue fountain. But instead you get me bathing in a huge chocolate fondue fountain.
I wish for edible autumn leaves.
Spiderman gets bannedYou wish for edible autumn leaves but they were lying all dirty on the ground ewww.
I wish everyone had spiderman gif avatars.
You wish everyone had spiderman gif avatars but instead you BUMPED THIS THREAD!You wish for edible autumn leaves but they were lying all dirty on the ground ewww.
I wish everyone had spiderman gif avatars.